Noah’s Nightly Newsletter – 1/20/23

Hey friends,

Noah here and I am loaded up tonight!

Most people take Friday nights off?

Not us.

We work extra hard!

So I actually have a few bonus stories for you tonight, hope that’s ok!

Starting with this:

REVEALED: The Real Reason Trump Keeps Pushing The Vaccine?

Now that makes COMPLETE sense….

And of course it’s brilliant.

What do you think?

Perhaps it’s also related to this?

Did President Trump Sign An Executive Order Fast Tracking mRNA Vaccines…6 Months Before The Pandemic Started?

The level of planning and foresight this would have required would be mind-blowing…

But it wouldn’t shock me one bit!

Then we have this:

Pentagon Fails Another Audit!

Remember what happened last time that occurred?

9/11.

And check this out….

Boy Meets World is running for office!

Not only that, but he’s running to unseat Pencil Dick!

Errrrr, sorry…that’s “Pencil Neck”.

My bad.

I misspoke.

Story here:

“Boy Meets World” Star Considering Run for Adam Schiff’s Seat

Then we have this:

Bail-In Fears Grow At Bank Of America…Simpsons Predicted It?

Predicting it?

Or causing it?

And I don’t want to alarm anyone, but a new vaccine study just got leaked….and all the rats died.

All of them.

New Experiment Reveals Mice Collapsed After Taking COVID-19 Boosters Shots

This next one is pure gold.

Getting rave reviews all day long….

And for good reason.

Enjoy:

Trey Smith: The Last Prophecy

HEADS UP on this next one….

Major red alert:

TOP CARDIOLOGIST: “It is my duty and responsibility to inform you…”

So is this:

Why Is A Creepy Old Man Giving A Junior-Higher A Condom?

So creepy and cringe!

And yes, this is simply titled “It”….

Here’s why:

It

And we end with our top story….

This is giving me MAJOR Balenciaga and Podesta vibes.

How about you?

Why Does Jamie Lee Curtis Have A Naked Boy In Box As Artwork?

Sorry but I don’t buy her excuse.

This is NOT normal.

Your thoughts?

Your friend,

NOAH

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