Noah’s Nightly Newsletter – 3/26/25

Hey everyone,

Noah here with your Wednesday night Newsletter!

Big day today and I was having a ton of fun and getting pretty spicy, so I think you’re going to really enjoy tonight’s report.

Starting here:

Resurfaced Secret CIA File Claims The Ark of the Covenant Has Been Found

Then we have this eye-opening report:

WIFI Has Another Use: They’re Watching You—And Zapping Your Biofield While They’re At It

Total embarrassment for Dems on Capitol Hill today with this nonsense….

How much of my tax dollars went in to printing up those ridiculous billboards?

Stop this nonsense!

These Are Not Serious People — Congressman Embarrasses Himself With “Gay” Sesame Street Stunt

Really?

This is really what we’re talking about, if Bert and Ernie are gay?

They’re two balding, middle aged men who live together, come on!

But more importantly, why is Peppermint Patty a big old Lesbian?

Ever thought about that one?

She wears Birkenstocks and her best friend Marcy always calls her “Sir”….

These are the real questions we need answered!

Next up, I was dying laughing reliving this:

Hands Down The Best Moment In Trump’s First Administration?

And my personal favorite of the day….

I put my heart into this one:

Celebrating The End of Gary Gensler The Best Way Possible…

XRP Army….we love you!  We’re with you!  We fight together!

Next up, big news here:

Congress Moves on Gun Rights: New Bill Could Be Biggest Win in Decades

And in related news:

Self-Defense Isn’t the End of the Fight

Then we finally got the full text chain of that leaked Signal chat:

Full Leaked Signal Text Thread Released — JD Vance Sounds Off

Look folks, I don’t know what’s going on here other than I don’t trust this story one bit.

The “voice” of those text messages is completely off for each of these people, sounds very fake to me.

Something is off here, I just don’t know exactly what.

Then we have this truly horrible report (and do not click in if you do not want to see a really awful picture):

HORRIFIC: John Cougar Mellencamp’s Daughter Riddled With 19+ Cancerous Tumors

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I have been critical of Pam Bondi and I believe rightly so, but credit where credit is due…

I absolutely LOVE this:

Pam Bondi Announces PROSECUTION is Coming For Fraud Discovered By DOGE

And we end with my recent interview with my good friend Jovan Pulitzer.

This guy never ceases to amaze me, I don’t know how he does it all.

Really incredible, make sure you don’t miss this:

SECRETS REVEALED: My Exclusive Chat With Jovan Hutton Pulitzer — President Trump In Extreme Danger

And one bonus before you go, because we just might save a life or two with this one….

Please read here:

Because Feeling Fine Doesn’t Mean You’re Actually Fine: The Silent Threat of Stroke and Heart Disease

Please SHARE with anyone who might need to see that.

Your friend,

NOAH

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