Noah’s Nightly Newsletter – 4/30/24

Hey everyone,

Noah here with your Tuesday night Newsletter.

We start tonight with two stories you might find hard to even believe….

First:

13-Year-Old Girl And Mother Fined $400 For Selling Cookies On Family Member’s Driveway?

And then this:

UPDATE: Student That Viciously Beat Teacher Unconscious Now SUING School District

But you probably won't find this hard to believe:

Democrat Lawmaker Sentenced For Sexual Misconduct With a Minor

Or this:

SURPRISED? Democrats REJECT Bill To Make Buying Children For Sex A Felony

Wow, really Dems?

We can't even agree that Buying Children for Sex should be a felony?

How about a capital offense?

Death penalty?

Then we have a wild one next, from the strange but true files:

Florida Manatee Dies In “Traumatic” Gay Sex Injury

Poor guy!

Now we go to Hollywood with two extreme reports.

First Bieber:

Justin Bieber EXPOSES List Of Celebrities GROOMING Him When Young

Then Paris:

Paris Hilton: “The Held Me Down, Spread My Legs…” [WARNING: Graphic]

Good news and bad news today for Trump in court.

First the bad:

JUST IN: Trump Found In Contempt Of Court, Judge Threatens Trump With Jail

Then the good:

JUST IN: Judge Merchan Softens His Stance, Grants President Trump His Wish!

And I saw this coming a mile away:

BREAKING: Motion To Vacate Faces Pushback, Johnson Gets Backing From Newfound ‘Allies’

Heads up on this one:

SPECIAL REPORT: Is Your Food FAKE?

And what do you think of this?

I personally do not agree:

ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST: Insiders Say Trump VP Candidate Now Has ‘No Shot’

We end with our top story:

Biden Panicked That Trump Will Invoke The Insurrection Act” — Here’s What That Actually Means

It's going to be a great next 4 years, that's all I can say!

See you tomorrow.

Your friend,

NOAH

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