Noah’s Nightly Newsletter – 5/12/25

Hey everyone,

Noah here with your Monday night Newsletter!

We start tonight with this beauty:

BREAKING: Trump Administration Warns It May Arrest Three House Democrats!

Don’t just talk…do it!

We The People support you 100%!

And we finally got the “earth shattering news” we had been waiting for and it is indeed huge:

UNPRECEDENTED: President Trump’s BIG Move Against BIG PHARMA Will Change Things “Almost Immediately”

Mark Cuban praised it.

Democrat Ro Khanna offered to introduce President Trump’s EO exactly as written as new legislation:

I am willing to introduce @realDonaldTrump EO exactly as written as legislation to be bipartisan & get something done for the American people. Any Republicans willing to co-sponsor? Let's then get Speaker Johnson to call a vote on it. https://t.co/9wsGDmCYjB

— Ro Khanna (@RoKhanna) May 12, 2025

This is huge!

In related news, this had everyone cracking up:

President Trump Hilariously Roasts His Fat, Rich Friend!

Then we have Chief Justice John Roberts:

Chief Justice John Roberts’ Says Two Close Friends Told Him “It’s Time To Go”

And your thoughts on this teacher banging 12 year old boys?

Former ‘Teacher Of The Year’ Sentenced For S*xually Abusing Elementary School Students

Did not expect to get this win today, but I’ll take it:

JUST IN: Federal Judge Hands President Trump a Surprising Win!

I absolutely love this:

The Trump Administration Is About To Fix The Most Annoying Part Of Your Car!

Dumbest idea ever to hit automobiles.

Let’s shut them off every time you stop in live traffic!

DERP!!!!!

And we have another Q-confirmation:

President Trump Once Again Calls Out The “Tippy Top”!

This war will be over very soon:

Zelensky Agrees to High Stakes Face-to-Face Meeting WITH PUTIN After President Trump Issues Demand

Thanks to Trump!

Social Security fix?

Washington Insider – This Could be Trump’s Social Security Fix

And we end with our top story that is causing a ton of discussion:

President Trump Set to Accept $400M ULTRA-LUXURY ‘Flying Palace’ as GIFT from Mideast Royal Family (New Air Force One!)

Your thoughts?

Your friend,

NOAH

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