Noah’s Nightly Newsletter – 7/17/25

Hey everyone,

Noah here with your Thursday night Newsletter!

We start tonight with very bad news for “Too Late” Jerome Powell:

JUST IN: Jerome Powell Criminally Referred to the DOJ!

He will be gone soon, one way or another.

Also bad news for the painfully not funny Stephen Colbert:

End of an Era: CBS Cancels Late Show with Stephen Colbert

He wrecked the house Dave built.

So sad.

And President Trump is about to end another “MSM” company:

JUST IN: President Trump Says He’s SUING The Wall Street Journal Over Fake News Epstein Hit Piece!

Big news out today was a new medical diagnosis for President Trump:

BREAKING: White House Reveals President Trump Has Been Diagnosed With Chronic Venous Insufficiency

It’s not life-threatening and he will be ok, but here’s everything you need to know:

Here’s Everything You Need To Know About President Trump’s CVI Diagnosis

This is concerning

BREAKING: Netanyahu Announces Israel Is Going To OCCUPY Southern Syria

VERY concerning:

Barack Obama Gives Us His New “Rules For Men”

Shane Gillis just gave the best ESPYS performance since Norm Macdonald:

Comedy Is Back: Comedian Shane Gillis Has No Filter At ESPY Awards, Nothing Was Off Limits

Heads up here:

As the USDA Shuts Down Southern Border Livestock Trade Due to a Parasite Invasion, Here Is One Way To Protect Your Family From Parasites

And by far the most viral story of the day was this one:

GOING VIRAL: Top Tech CEO Allegedly EXPOSED For Having An Affair By Coldplay’s Chris Martin On Jumbotron

OOPS!

Ok, that’s a wrap for tonight.

Your friend,

NOAH

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