Noah’s Nightly Newsletter – 7/28/25

Hey everyone,

Noah here with your Monday night Newsletter!

We start off tonight with a Judge who clearly has no respect for Supreme Court rulings:

Obama-Era Judge BLOCKS ‘Big Beautiful Bill’ With New Nationwide Injunction

Something tells me this is not going to end well for her!

And this guy thinks he’s so cool for benching 135:

Eric Swalwell Posts ANOTHER Cringe Video — This Time From The Gym

Bro, we were all benching 135 in the 8th grade, this is not a flex.

It’s also not cool or edgy or funny.

It’s just cringe.

This is super helpful, and I thought you might really enjoy this:

The BEST Credit Card Strategy in 2025 *After Chase Trifecta Dies*

LOVE THIS:

Deportations From Alligator Alcatraz Have Begun – 100 Deported

Let’s go!!

No really, you all have to go.  Now!

This is horrible:

White Man & Woman Brutally Beaten By Mob Near Cincinnati Music Festival — MSM Is SILENT

So is this…happening as I work on this Newsletter:

Gunman Opens Fire Inside NFL and Blackstone Headquarters In Downtown Manhattan, NYPD Police Officer Among Those Shot

And from the “Pay us what we’re worth League”….a real gem:

HILARIOUS: WNBA Game Stops Mid-Play After Player’s Wig Falls Off!

Jay is 100% right here:

Jay Leno Takes Shot At Partisan Late-Night Hosts After CBS Fires Stephen Colbert

And Leno learned that from Carson.

Two of the best to ever do it.

And we end with our top two stories of the day.

First up:

Baywatch Star Pamela Anderson Totally Unrecognizable At 58 Years Old

Your thoughts?

And then this:

BREAKING: Delta Airlines Pilot ARRESTED In Cockpit By Homeland Security Moments After Landing

Ok that’s a wrap!

Your friend,

NOAH

p.s.

Have you seen this?

There’s a peculiar “Edema Flush” recipe that’s gone viral on TikTok and Facebook…