Noah’s Nightly Newsletter – 8/24/25

Hey everyone,

Noah here with your Sunday night Newsletter!

We start tonight with this bizarre report:

CONCERNING: “Black-Bubbled” Mutant Deer Spotted In Parts of U.S.

I absolutely LOVE this:

“Plus-Size” Fliers OUTRAGED After Southwest Airlines Changes Seating Policy

About time!

And for the record, why can these fat-asses weight 500 lbs and that’s no problem but if my bag goes one pound over the limit I have to pay an extra $50?

How does that make any sense?

Ok, moving on….

It’s Sunday and so I have two great messages for you.

First:

Is Jesus Really God? Conclusive Answer Right Here

Second:

The Spirit Redeemed Life & The Glory of the New Covenant

This had me dying laughing today:

STASH UNDER HIS STACHE: Watch This Hilarious New John Bolton Video

And they said it was just another “conspiracy theory” but now it’s confirmed:

Top Bank Executives Reveal Obama Pressured Them To Debank Conservatives

We can NEVER let this happen ever again.

All of these people need to face trials or court marshals and then to the extent legally valid they simply need to be executed.

We must set the most severe precedent that this can never happen again!

Start with B.O.

And other than Barack Hussein Obama there’s almost nothing I hate more than Scammers — I guess that’s kind of redundant?

But see here please:

FBI Issues Warning Against ‘DEVESTATING’ Cyber Scam Emptying Bank Accounts

Do not get scammed!

Share that everywhere please.

This is so weird and horrible:

GRAPHIC: UFC Fighter’s Son Attacks Professional Wrestler During Live Match

Two incredible JD Vance clips next.

First:

JD Vance Expertly Turns the Tables On NBC’s Kristen Welker Over GOP Redistricting Efforts

Second:

Vice President JD Vance Answers Whether He Will Be President Trump’s Successor

The man is such a pro!

I still think we get Trump 3.0 from 2028-2032 (it’s coming!) but after that I can’t think of anyone better than JD Vance, and it’s not even close.

Too bad for this guy:

Prominent Democrat Donor Will Plead Guilty To Massive Fraud Scheme

And we end with our top story:

Nat’l Security Official Expects to be Raided NEXT by FBI in ‘Revenge Campaign’

Keep them going!

I’d like to see 5/week until all of this is sorted out.

DO NOT STOP!

In fact, ratchet it up until justice is fully served.

Your friend,

NOAH

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