Noah’s Nightly Newsletter – 8/29/25

Hey everyone,

Noah here with your Friday night Newsletter!

We start tonight with a surprising lead story:

High Profile Republican Senator Will Not Seek Reelection

I did not expect to see that today!

This is great news:

HUGE: Alaska Governor Plans To Run Against Anti-Trump Republican Senator Lisa Murkowski

RIP Murkowski!

And I don’t even know what to say about this, but you have to see it:

Meet The Delco Pooper: Road Rage Diarrhea

That lady is off the charts!

Look how proud she was of taking a dump on the hood of that lady’s car!

Oh the humanity!

Next up, can anyone explain this?

TIME TRAVEL? Who Is The Man Standing In The Middle Of Both Of These Photos With Trump and Nixon?

I even tried to get AI to help and it had no answers….

Then we have this:

JUST IN: White House Closed To The Public

Probably no big deal….

Probably.

Really sad to see this:

SO SAD: Bruce Willis Transferred To Special Care Facility As Dementia Worsens

How did time pass by so fast?

This guy was supposed to be fighting terrorists and walking over glass for a few more decades to come!

And what do we have here…

The trans Minnesota school shooter’s dad worked with the CIA and his mom is refusing to cooperate with police?

Are you surprised?

REPORTS: School Sh**ter’s Father Was CIA Contractor, Mother Refusing To Cooperate With Police

This is scary:

“Uncontrolled Shivering” – Fox News Anchor Hospitalized

And we end with our top report:

THE WAR ON LIGHT: How Governments and Big Pharma Keep You Sick By Blocking Healing PHOTONS!

Big day, I’m exhausted!

Get some good sleep everyone!

Your friend,

NOAH

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