Noah’s NOON Newsletter – 11/4/25

Hey everyone,

Noah here with your Tuesday NOON update….

Starting with all the same nonsense we get every single time there’s an election:

Bomb Threats Reported At Multiple New Jersey Polling Sites — Machines Down In REPUBLICAN Counties

I wonder when the Water Main will burst?

Surely that’s coming next.

More sick stuff from Democrats here:

Montana Democrat Leaves Voicemail Wishing Republican Senator Tim Sheehy Dies From Pancreatic Cancer

Truly the party of HATE!

What a strange world we are living in, never thought I’d see this:

President Trump And Elon Musk Have Both Endorsed A Democrat

Grab this before it’s gone:

Pay No Interest On Credit Card Debt Until 2027 — Make the Holidays Merry, Not Stressful

And what do we have here?

I will explain:

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani’s Name Appears TWICE On New York Ballot — Here’s Why

Dick Cheney is dead:

BREAKING: Former Vice President Dick Cheney Dead At 84

Hey Dick, is it a dry heat down there?

Then we have the strange feud (and fist-fight) between Scott Bessent and Elon Musk revealing more details:

WATCH: Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent Finally Addresses Fight With Elon Musk

And we end with this…

MEMO to NYC: if you think you’re going to elect a Communist and then just move to a red state, you might be in for a RUDE awakening:

Republican Governor Says “I Will Impose A 100% Tariff On Anyone” Moving From New York City After Election

That’s all for now!

See you back here tonight for the full report.

Your friend,

NOAH

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