Noah’s NOON Newsletter – 5/4/25

Hey everyone,

Noah here with your Sunday NOON update…..

Ok, maybe just slightly after noon, but I was a little busy with church this morning, I hope you don’t mind?

I didn’t want to miss it though, so here you go!

Starting with this:

NY Attorney General Letitia James Launching Brand New Lawsuit Against Trump!

Here we go again!

UGH.

But do not fear, she will fail again.

This next one is crazy, and it’s just another “crazy conspiracy theory” turning out to be true all along:

HITLER LIVED? Argentina Declassifies 1,850 Documents On Secret Nazi Escape Routes

We told you!

By the way, you do know where the term “Conspiracy Theory” came from right?

The CIA may not have entirely created it, but they did popularize it after the JFK assassination to try and gaslight the public that JFK was not murdered by the CIA.

And…it worked.

At least until now.

It took about 60 years and the hypnotism is now wearing off, but it worked for a long time.

The next one is absolutely hilarious:

PEAK IRONY: Infamous “Blue Pill” Actor…Takes The Blue Pill In Real Life!

As Elon Musk says, fate absolutely loves irony!

You couldn’t make this stuff up if you tried!

And we end with our top story….I think you’re going to absolutely love this:

FINALLY! Safe, Secure, Insured, Regulated Crypto…Here’s Exactly What You Need To Do

I first started telling you about this two days ago, and since then HUNDREDS of you have joined in.

Wow!

I knew this would help so many people and I’m glad to see I was right!

Please enjoy, and make sure you get in quickly while the door is still open.

Cheers!

Your friend,

NOAH

p.s.

I know so many of you are interested in dipping your toe into crypto but it’s been too overwhelming to figure out where to even start.

I know because you’ve told me.

And I get it. 

The good news?

You are not alone.

The even better news?

I finally have the PERFECT solution for you.

I think you’re gonna love this…

SEE IT HERE: