Hey everyone,

Noah here with your Monday NOON update….

This week is off to a wild start already!

Starting with this:

BREAKING: Delta Airlines Pilot ARRESTED In Cockpit By Homeland Security Moments After Landing

I’ll tell you what, I sure do love staying in my HOME and being in this Home Office and bringing you the news each day from the safety and comfort of my own home.

If you ask me, this is far preferred to flying in a tin can 30,000 feet in the air while you’re wedged into the smallest space possible with a bunch of smelly strangers, sitting in airports for hours on end, and then just hoping that your tin can doesn’t crash due to poor maintenance, far outdated air traffic controls, DEI pilots and air traffic controllers, and….drunk pilots!

No thank you!

Anyway, I have to move on…

This is also pretty stunning:

Baywatch Star Pamela Anderson Totally Unrecognizable At 58 Years Old

THIS MIGHT HELP A LOT OF PEOPLE — READ NOW:

The BEST Credit Card Strategy in 2025 *After Chase Trifecta Dies*

☝️☝️☝️

And Marco Rubio continues to impress:

Secretary of State Marco Rubio Reveals Who He Thinks Will Be A Great Presidential Nominee In 2028

We’re heading into fall cold and flu season and instead of getting the Flu Shot (yuck, no thanks!) may I suggest this instead?

Start building up your body now:

Americans Can Stockpile Ivermectin & Key Prescription Medicines – Here Is One Way To Do It

Credit to Bill Maher for this one:

And we end with two hilarious and incredible articles about President Trump and Keir Starmer.

First:

HILARIOUS: President Trump Hosts Keir Starmer In His Own Country!

Only Trump could do that!

Truly legendary.

And then this:

President Trump Roasts UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer Multiple Times Right To His Face

Ok, that’s a wrap for right now, back to work for me.

See you back here tonight for the full report.

Your friend,

NOAH

p.s.

Have you seen this?

There’s a peculiar “Edema Flush” recipe that’s gone viral on TikTok and Facebook…