Noah’s Nightly Newsletter – 1/1/26

Hey everyone,

Noah here with your Thursday night Newsletter!

So much to show you tonight, it’s like drinking from a fire hose!

So buckle up and let’s go!

First up, our top story of the week:

President Trump Pulls The National Guard From Chicago, LA and Portland — But There’s A GREAT TWIST!

This is going to make your blood boil:

Somali Man: “Go to work for me white boy! You work for us!”

And I can’t believe they put this guy and all the white people behind him with their crayon signs on camera, but they did.

This is nuts!

MUST SEE “Press Conference” After Somali Daycare Break-In

If you need Ivermectin, top sale is on right now for a few more hours:

New Year’s Day Sale: Sitewide Discounts On Ivermectin, Medical Emergency Kits and More

And it turns out betting on a GAY New Year’s Eve celebration can win you $300,000!

Man Wins $300,000 Betting On GAY New Year’s Eve!

How did I not know about this?

I could have made millions!

More from these filthy Somalians:

Somali Woman Threatens Elon Musk: “He about to die.”

I posted this today and I stand by it 100%:

DEPORT THEM ALL. Every last one. I'm sorry it didn't work out.

SEND THEIR ASSES HOME!

— Noah Christopher (@DailyNoahNews) January 1, 2026

Americans are not racist.

Americans will tolerate a lot.

Americans are kind and giving.

But when I have never met a single Somalian who contributes anything of value to society, there comes a point in time where we have to say you all have to leave.

All of you!

Every.

Last.

One.

SEND THEM HOME!

Sorry it didn’t work out.

Enjoy Somalia!

You are no longer welcome here.

You have pillaged us for far too long!

Moving on….

If you hold Silver and Gold, Melania Trump just sent you a HUGE signal:

HI HO SILVER: Melania Trump Sends Clear Message About Silver Explosion!

And how cool is this?

FREEDOM: Check Out What I Just Made!

Then we have this….

Another New Year’s Eve, another drunk Andy Cohen.

So sad:

Andy Cohen Suffers Another New Year’s Eve DRUNK RANT Live On Air

And after TEN YEARS, CBS News just capitulated and is now trying desperately to copy WLT Report.

Hilarious!

CBS NEWS CAPITULATES: Admits It Has Failed, Tries Desperately To Copy WLT Report!

Good luck with that!

Back to the Somalis, these people just EXCUDE EVIL:

WATCH: Somali Woman Can’t Even Read “Fraud Is Bad” Without Covering Her Mouth To Hide Laughing

Seriously, is there a programming glitch in their DNA?

What the hell is wrong with these people?

And then we have this…

The Big Enchilada.

This is what it’s all about, from start to finish, fully exposed:

BREAKING: “Daycares” In Minnesota Donated $35 MILLION To Political Campaigns! (Money-Laundering:101)

Does it make sense now?

Meanwhile, Americans have had enough and the “Tax Strike” is expanding, with calls now coming from Newsmax for President Trump to preemptively pardon every American who refuses to file their 2025 taxes:

NEWSMAX: Pre-emptive Pardon For Every American Taxpayer Who Doesn’t Pay Their 2025 Taxes!

Makes a lot of sense to me!

This is a huge donation:

TPUSA Changes Name Of Headquarters After Receiving $10 Million Gift

And we end with our top story:

Elon Musk Reportedly Steps Into 2026 Midterm Elections, Warns “America Is Toast”

I told you it was a big day!

Wow, I’m tired — time to hit the sack!

See you back here tomorrow.

Your friend,

NOAH

p.s.

Have you seen this?

You can actually do this from your home and it’s WAY cheaper than you would expect….

FULL DETAILS here:

REVEALED: Hollywood Doctor Admits to Age Reversal & Lifespan Treatments on Celebrity Patients

Cheers!