Noah’s Nightly Newsletter – 1/2/26

Hey everyone,

Noah here with your Friday night Newsletter!

We start off tonight with something quite bizarre….and it’s causing a fierce debate.

See here:

THIS IS ODD: Why Do These Two Look So Similar?

Understand a couple things…

Those photos are real and not AI and not Photoshopped.

Gemini puts it at 82% and Grok goes up to 87%.

What is going on here?

Then we have Tim Walz doubling down on being completely tone-deaf:

DISGUSTING: As Taxpayer Fraud Scandal Breaks Wide Open In Minnesota, Gov. Tim Walz Brags About His Expensive Running Outfit

Or perhaps he was in on it all along and he has no other option other than to ignore it and hope it goes away?

Not gonna work!

In fact, here is EXACTLY what Code Section we need to use:

Here Is The EXACT U.S. Code Section We Can Use To ARREST Gov. Tim Walz!

Then I have your prophetic update for 2026 from Hank Kunneman:

Hank Kunneman’s New Year’s Prophecy For 2026

And as we look forward into 2026, I thought it would also be a good time to look BACK into 2025 to see how accurate he was.

A bit surprising:

Revisiting Hank Kunneman’s Prophecy For 2025

Your thoughts?

And if you can’t sleep, try this!

TROUBLE SLEEPING? New Study Shows BIZARRE ‘Lord of the Flies’ Trick For Sleeping Deeper, Longer

This one is totally cracking me up….

Look at her face, it says it all!

HILARIOUS: Liberal White Woman Demands We Import Somalians, But Refuses To House One Herself!

This is so incredibly sad:

WATCH: Swiss Ski Resort Catches Fire, 40 Die While Trying To Film It For Instagram!

And I’m not saying I want a steady diet of this, but so happy to see the pendulum FINALLY swinging back to normalcy:

ESPN Stuns With BASED “Freedom Erection” College Football Broadcast

This is awful:

Colorado Woman Killed By Mountain Lion While Hiking

So is this:

Actor Tommy Lee Jones’ Daughter Found Dead At Hotel

This is just gross:

Movie Star Will Smith SUED For Sexual Harassment

And we end with our top story:

Man who called Tesla before it soared 2,150%… Now sees something 14X bigger than ChatGPT

Your friend,

NOAH

p.s.

Ever wonder why Big Pharma and Modern Medicine never actually make you feel better?

Never actually get you healthy?

Maybe it’s because you didn’t know this: How The Rockefellers Created BIG PHARMA

See it here:

SICK: How The Rockefellers Created BIG PHARMA

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