Noah’s Nightly Newsletter – 1/3/26

Hey everyone,

Noah here with your Saturday night Newsletter!

An absolutely wild and totally unexpected day today which began with this:

BREAKING: President Trump Says the U.S. has “CAPTURED” President Maduro of Venezuela!

This photo will go down in history:

President Trump Posts First Photo Of Venezuela Dictator Nicolas Maduro CAPTURED

Meanwhile, the U.S. has officially taken over operation of the Country:

WATCH: President Trump Announces U.S. Will RUN Venezuela After Maduro’s Capture

Unprecedented!

And amidst it all, I believe a very clear message was sent to Tim Walz:

President Trump’s CODED Message To Tim Walz Amidst Maduro Arrest

This next one is hard to even believe, but after U.S. Delta Forces successfully extracted Nicolas Maduro from the Presidential Palace without even a single hair on their heads singed, the VP now thinks it’s a good idea to defy Trump:

BREAKING: Venezuelan VP Addresses The Nation, Defies Trump

I suspect her time in office will not be long.

This is probably the best explanation of everything I heard today:

America Did Not JUST Embarrass Venezuela. It HUMILIATED Our Enemies!

And you really don’t have any idea of how big this was, but I’ll try to put it into perspective:

The World Just Changed Overnight — $17.3 TRILLION!

Take a moment and enjoy a really big laugh with this one:

HILARIOUS: “Trump” Announces The Capture of Nicolas Maduro!

Shawn does it again!

Then we have two NYC perp-walks for Maduro….

First:

WATCH: MASSIVE “Perp Walk” For Maduro Upon Arriving In NYC!

Second:

WATCH: Nicolas Maduro PERP-WALKED at DEA Office in New York City

And what is really going on?

What’s the story behind the story?

Well, I think it’s at least three things:

The REAL Reason Behind Why The United States Just Took Over Venezuela?

Your friend,

NOAH

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