Noah’s Nightly Newsletter – 1/5/26

Hey everyone,

Noah here with your Monday night Newsletter!

We start off tonight with what might arguably the biggest and best thing President Trump has done yet — and that of course is a VERY high bar:

MASSIVE: President Trump SLASHES Childhood Vaccine Schedule By 85%!

I am so happy!

Now watch the Autism rates start to plummet!

Overnight we had this happen:

BREAKING: JD Vance’s Home Attacked, Windows Broken, Suspect In Custody

And Tim Walz just dropped out of the MN Governor’s election:

BREAKING: Tim Walz Drops Out Of 2026 MN Governor’s Race!

Reminds me so much of how Biden dropped out but then claimed he was somehow still fit to continue serving out his term.

These people are all so strange!

And honest question: Is Tim Walz gay?

Because he looking flamingly gay.

Anyway, moving on….don’t miss out on grabbing this while you can:

AMAZON PRIME MEMBERS: Last Chance To Grab A Card That Could Be Worth $100s Every Year

This is infuriating:

Popular Supermarket Chain Will Store Biometric Data Of Shoppers’ Eyes, Voices And Faces

Gotta love this:

BREAKING: The Corporation For Public Broadcasting (PBS) Votes To Dissolve

We are no longer funding the propaganda they use against us!

Back to Minnesota for this next one:

BREAKING: HUGE Operation Results In 1,000+ Arrests In Minnesota

And we end with Nicolas Maduro in court:

JUST IN: Nicolas Maduro Speaks Out In First Court Appearance, Wife Seen With “Significant Injuries” To Her Head

Your friend,

NOAH

p.s.

If you have a sick pet, read this right now:

Needing a Christmas Miracle? This Breakthrough is Extending The Life of Your Pet, Restoring Their Health

You’re welcome!

☝️