Noah’s Nightly Newsletter – 1/9/26

Hey everyone,

Noah here with your Friday night Newsletter!

We start tonight with this:

Scott Bessent Says FINCEN Has Tracked ALL Fraudulent Money Sent From MN To Overseas — We Have It All!

It almost feels like they were all given just enough rope to hang themselves?

I can’t get over the fact that I look at President Trump and now I look at Scott Bessent and they all like incredibly calm and confident, as if they have it all and have had it all for a long time.

Anyone else getting those vibes?

Next up, a huge update to our top story from yesterday and I think this could be good news:

MAJOR UPDATE ON SUPREME COURT TARIFF RULING

Then we have this one:

“Pervert” – AOC Says Fox News Host Has “S*xualized” And “S*xually Harassed” Her On Show

Listen here sweetheart, don’t flatter yourself!

And for anyone asking why did we put asterisks in that headline, please read this:

Why Do We Sometimes Write Titles With Asterisks In The W*rds Like Th*s?

You sometimes have to play the game if you want to win, and I am determined to stay in the game!

Moving on….

First it was Venezuela.

Next up is Mexico:

WATCH: President Trump Says the U.S. Will Launch Land Strikes in Mexico Against the Cartels

Watch yourself Sheinbaum!

By the way, how in the world did Mexico ever end up with a Jewish woman President?

Does ANYONE really think that happened organically?

Hmmm.

And from Mexico we go to Greenland:

TRUMP: “We’re going to take Greenland…either the EASY way or the HARD way”

I suspect that deal will be wrapped up in the next 3 months.

51st state?

Wild times to be alive!

Trust me you don’t want to miss this one:

Here’s How to Profit from Elon’s Rockets… Before the IPO

And this now proves it:

MUST SEE: New POV Footage Appears To Show Renee Good Plowing Towards ICE Officer Right Before Getting Shot

Seriously though, why do they ALL look like this?

Why Do They All Look Like This?

And wouldn’t you know it, there’s the number “33” again, popping up all over this story:

“33” Just Popped Up Again — This Time With The Renee Good Shooting

Speaking of strange things, how much do we have to uncover before we realize something is not right here?

JUST IN: Newly Surfaced Video Shows Erika Kirk Hosting 2013 CIA Documentary About EMP Attacks

Marco Rubio passing more notes:

HILARIOUS: Marco Rubio Hands President Trump Note During Meeting — Trump Reads it Out Loud!

And this is absolutely massive, perhaps the biggest story of our lifetimes, and almost no one noticed:

HUGE: Trump/RFK Jr. Cut Childhood Vaccine Schedule From 72 Down To Only 11!

Could this help you out?

If You Love Gardening, Travel, or Just Living an Active Life – And You’ve Been Feeling Fatigue, Bloating, or Unexplained Low Energy – It Might Be This Hidden Cause

And we end with our top story…

Absolutely incredible time to be alive:

BRAVE NEW WORLD: We Are Close To Deciphering Animal Language

Wow!

Ok that’s a wrap, see you all back here tomorrow.

Your friend,

NOAH

p.s.

How in the world is this woman actually 72 years old?

I can explain…and you might want to see this!

Details here:

Breakthrough: 72-Year-Old Woman Unveils Secret That Defies Aging, Is This the Real Fountain of Youth?!

☝️