Noah’s Nightly Newsletter – 2/16/26

Hey everyone,

Noah here with your Monday night Newsletter!

We start off tonight with Trump Accounts going live!

Grab yours here:

Trump Accounts Are Now Live…Here’s How To Claim Yours!

And I’m sorry but I am not buying this from Steve Bannon at all….

Does not pass the smell test:

Steve Bannon Releases First Statement On Being Mentioned In The Epstein Files Over 1,700 Times

What do you think?

Horrible story next:

BREAKING: Sh*ts Fired At Rhode Island Ice Skating Rink — Multiple Victims

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Hate to see this, I love Wendy’s:

Popular Fast Food Restaurant Will Close Hundreds Of Locations

RIP to an icon:

“Godfather” Actor Robert Duvall Dead At 95

Obama changing his tune from yesterday:

Barack Obama Walks Back Claim That Aliens Are Real

Here’s what comes next for Silver:

BO POLNY: Did You Miss The Silver Train?

This is awful:

Perdue Truck Plunges Off Chesapeake Bay Bridge Tunnel

If you run your own small (or large!) business, you need to meet my friend Pepe!

Read this:

My Exclusive Interview With Pepe Deluxe! (Small Business Owners, Read This Now For Help!)

And we end with our top story….

I love Mike and I don’t think he’s a creep, but this clip is WEIRD!

Michael Jordan Wins New Championship, Then Grabs A Boy’s Butt?

Your friend,

NOAH

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