Noah’s Nightly Newsletter – 3/21/26

Hey everyone,

Noah here with your Saturday night Newsletter!

We start tonight with this idea which I absolutely LOVE:

President Trump Announces He Will Send ICE to Airports if Democrats Do Not IMMEDIATELY Fund DHS

Or we also have this solution:

JUST IN: Elon Musk Offers To Personally Pay TSA Agents To Get Airports Up And Running Again!

Meanwhile, these bums can’t even bother to show up for work:

16 Senators Miss DHS Funding Vote

FIRE THEM ALL!

Next up, I absolutely love and support everything Nick Shirley is doing, but I do have to finally address this:

Sorry, But I Need To Say This About Nick Shirley…

We also got this today from Elon Musk, which is absolutely wild to even consider:

Elon Musk Says Optimus+PV Will Be The First Von Neumann Self-Replicating Machine Using Raw Space Materials!

Update on Bibi:

ALI REACTS: Netanyahu: “I’m Alive” — Press Conference Sparks More Questions

This lady really is pure trash, isn’t she?

She’s almost worse than a RINO, if that’s even possible:

RINO Sen. Murkowski Submits Amendment to SAVE America Act EXEMPTING Those Born Before 1961

This guy is dead, and not a moment too soon:

President Trump: “Good, I’m glad he’s dead!”

Update to a story we first brought you yesterday next:

UPDATE: Cause Of Death Disclosed For 47-Year-Old Republican Mayor Who Collapsed Mid-Speech

And James Carville just had a really nasty new flare up….

The good news?

It’s proof positive we’re not just winning, but we’ve already won decisively:

DISGUSTING: James Carville Suffers Another Severe TDS Flare-Up

Your friend,

NOAH

p.s.

Did you see what RFK Jr. revealed on Joe Rogan?

Check this out:

RFK Jr. Shines Light on Powerful Biohack on Joe Rogan’s Podcast But Gets Backlash From Medical Field