Noah’s Nightly Newsletter – 3/9/26

Hey everyone,

Noah here with your Monday night Newsletter!

We start with the incredible news that the Iran war, initially projected to last 4 weeks, is wildly ahead of schedule and will be over very soon:

President Trump Declares The Iran War Is Nearly Over — “Way Ahead Of Schedule!”

President Trump always over-delivers!

And continue to be on watch about this:

President Trump Addresses “Sleeper Cells” In Latest Press Conference

Big new message from our good friend Bo Polny….

Don’t miss this one:

BO POLNY: A Decade Of Testing RIPS OPEN Now! [Live Replay]

Excellent move here by President Trump….make it happen!

President Trump Offers to Grant Asylum to Iranian Women’s Soccer Team

This is wild:

WATCH HERE: Black Rain Pours Down In Iran

This guy is vile:

Mamdani REFUSES To Condemn Radical Islam After ISIS-Inspired Attack, Instead Blames White Supremacy

Scary times in the Heartland this week:

Deadly Tornadoes Rip Through Michigan And Oklahoma

A break in the Nancy Grace case?

Woman’s Body Found In Phoenix Canal Sparks New Questions Over Nancy Guthrie’s Disappearance

And if you’re not exactly in swimsuit season, could this help you?

From a trusted partner:

Before Summer Arrives, Thousands Are Quietly Doing This — And Losing Weight Fast

And we end with our top story….

UH OH!!!

President Trump Announces The FBI Secretly Seized Election Records In Maricopa County

“We have it all”

Your friend,

NOAH

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