Noah’s Nightly Newsletter – 4/11/26

Hey everyone,

Noah here with your Saturday night Newsletter!

We start tonight with this good news:

JUST IN: Appeals Court Hands President Trump BIG WIN on White House Ballroom!

Let’s go!!

And this is clearing up too:

U.S. Forces Launch Mine Clearance Mission In Strait Of Hormuz

Trump told us today, “we win either way!”

Yes, indeed!

Things are going from bad to worse for Eric Fartswell, errrrrr I mean Eric Swalwell:

Rep. Swalwell Now Officially Under Investigation By Manhattan DA: Reports

Meanwhile, he definitely denies having forced sexual relations with that woman:

Rep. Eric Swalwell Releases Video Denying S*xual Assault Allegations

This is wild:

VIDEO: Man Climbs On U.S. C-130 Hercules And ATTACKS It With A Hatchet

Something tells me that did not end well for him….

And did we finally solve this mystery?

JUST IN: Satoshi Nakamoto Finally Revealed?

I don’t think it’s one person, I think it’s four.  They already told us that.

And if you can’t get ahead on your credit cards, I can help.

Get this now:

Banks Have Been Charging You Up to 25% Interest for Years – Here’s One Way to Make Them Stop

For a limited time remaining.

This continues to stir up a huge debate in the Comments Section:

Exposing Purgatory

And I’m ok with that…

I have to print the TRUTH wherever I find it, and the truth is “Purgatory” is Unbiblical and in my mind heretical.

Moving on….

We end with our top two reports you may have missed this week if you were busy.

First:

Former Senator Nearly Unrecognizable After Aggressive Cancer Is Destroying His Body

And second:

Pastor Charged After Man Drowns While Being Baptized

Yeah, that’s NOT how you do it!

Just terrible.

Ok, that’s all for me tonight.

Your friend,

NOAH

p.s.

Is it possible to regrow cartilage in aging joints…without surgery or injections?

See here:

BREAKING: Stanford Just Figured Out How to Regrow Cartilage in Aging Joints – But Is There an Easier Way Without Injections?

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