Noah’s Nightly Newsletter – 4/20/26

Hey everyone,

Noah here with your Monday night Newsletter!

We start tonight with this unexpected news:

BREAKING: Apple CEO Tim Cook STEPS DOWN

I say good!

Tim Apple brought ZERO innovation to Apple, all he did was raise prices and put everything on a monthly subscription plan to increase Apple revenue.

Steve Jobs would be rolling over in his grave!

Get a product guy in there to replace him, someone who has a passion for innovation and for a revolutionary customer experience!

Or better yet, just let me run it, I have more passion for Apple in my right pinkie finger than Tim Cook did his whole career!

Moving on…

This is abhorrent:

Pastor: “We Need A Third Testament, The Bible Has Become Problematic”

Enjoy Hell, “Pastor”!

Don’t worry, it’s a dry heat!

This is heartwarming to see:

A Dying Teen Wrote Elon Musk To Ask Eight Questions. Here’s How He Replied.

I truly believe Elon Musk is a good man.

And MyPillow under a brand new attack:

Is MyPillow the Most Attacked Company in History?

This is absolutely disgusting…

This has no place in society:

GOP Senator Sends Democrats A Message After Far-Left Influencer Called For Him To Be K*lled

Next up, should we just do the Electric Chair here and get it over with?

Famous Singer CHARGED With M*rder of 14-Year-Old Girl, May Face Death Penalty

Love all these guys:

What RFK Jr, Joe Rogan and Mel Gibson Have In Common: The “Miracle” Drug Keeping Them Young

Tragic to see this:

Democrat Senator Announces The Death Of His 36-Year-Old Daughter

Last night I told you about this incredible seizure….

….and today you get to SEE it:

U.S. CENTCOM Releases Video Of U.S. Marines Boarding Seized Iranian Cargo Ship

Things continue to go from bad to worse for Eric Fartswell:

Former California Democrat Exposed Burning Through $75,000 in Campaign Cash on Booze, Luxury Hotels, and Uber Rides

And we end with this….

Another huge leak from the Supreme Court:

Outrage Erupts After Supreme Court Suffers ANOTHER Major Leak

Who do you think it is?

I think it comes from Wakanda Forever’s office, just my hunch.

I COOK MY MEAT!

Ok, that’s a wrap for tonight!

Your friend,

NOAH

p.s.

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Never actually get you healthy?

Maybe it’s because you didn’t know this: How The Rockefellers Created BIG PHARMA

See it here:

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