Noah’s Nightly Newsletter – 4/25/26

Hey everyone,

Noah here with your Saturday night Newsletter!

We start tonight with urgent and very scary breaking news as President Trump returns to the Correspondent’s Dinner:

BREAKING: Sh*ts Fired At White House Correspondents Dinner — President Trump Evacuated

Update here:

Fox News Bret Baier Gives Update On Shooting At The White House Correspondents’ Dinner

And then we have something really disappointing….

Greg Kelly just went off the deep end and his career is over, at least when it comes to MAGA:

Newsmax Employee Lashes Out On Secretary Of War Pete Hegseth

Hey Grey Kelly….I’ve got a message for you….

Get a pen and paper and jot this down please…

You ready?

GO.

FUCK.

YOURSELF!

Is that clear?

BOSS MODE ENABLED!

💥Elon Musk has a message for all the corporations pulling ad money from X:

"If someone is going to try to blackmail me with advertising… blackmail me with money… Go fuck yourself. GO. FUCK, YOURSELF! Is that clear? I hope it is." 🔥🔥 pic.twitter.com/urZlOa8MTZ

— Noah Christopher (@DailyNoahNews) November 29, 2023

Next up, President Trump is saving the world on multiple continents but still finds time to do this:

President Trump Saving America Over $300 MILLION On Iconic New Renovation

Amazing!

And speaking of saving the world, early this morning we had this:

BREAKING: President Trump Abruptly Cancels Pakistan Peace Talk Trip, “NOPE!”

Which was quickly followed up with this:

ART OF THE DEAL: President Trump Says Iran Sent Him a BETTER Offer After Canceling Pakistan Trip

The only thing I will add is this: we don’t need Iran to offer us deals.  They will take whatever deal we ultimately want, or they turn into ash.

But President Trump already knows that full well, he doesn’t need me to tell him.

He has this firmly under control, so much so that he’s working on other things because Iran is too easy at this point!

Moving on, let’s go to this filth:

SICK: Germany Releases New “3-Way-Sex-With-Migrant” Commercial For Birth Control

Followed by this abomination:

Denmark Now Pushing White People To Have “Non-White” Babies Because Of….Inbreeding!

And I really think I have the solution….

After all, I don’t just complain, I bring solutions!

And I think this will surely work:

With All Of The Violent Migrant Rapes Happening Right Now, I Think I Have The Solution!

Then we have a big update on this:

BREAKING: Two Police Officers Sh*t At Chicago Hospital — One Dead, One in Critical Condition

If you think that looks like Big Mike or like a Silverback — or both — I will not tell you you’re wrong!

Meanwhile, Al Gore is now confirmed to be a fraud (we all knew) but he’s not stopping!

Nope!

He’s doubling down:

After ‘Inconvenient Truth’ Was Proven To Be A Lie, Al Gore Is Now Warning Of A New Ice Age

Unreal.

This is awful:

‘I Was In A Trance’: Rob Reiner’s Son Publicly Addresses His Parents’ Double H*micide

And we end with our top stories you might have missed this week….

First:

SAD: Fire Rages at One Of New York’s Oldest Churches

Second:

WOW: Todd Blanche RAMPS UP Major Investigations into Cassidy Hutchinson, John Brennan & More

Third:

WATCH: Cornyn Campaign Rocked By Unearthed Video Showing His True Thoughts On Amnesty

That’s a wrap!

Your friend,

NOAH

p.s.

Ever wonder why Big Pharma and Modern Medicine never actually make you feel better?

Never actually get you healthy?

Maybe it’s because you didn’t know this: How The Rockefellers Created BIG PHARMA

See it here:

SICK: How The Rockefellers Created BIG PHARMA

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