Noah’s Nightly Newsletter – 4/3/26

Hey everyone,

Noah here with your Friday night Newsletter!

We start off tonight with what looks like the beginning of President Trump bombing Iran back to the Stone Age:

JUST IN: Trump White House Calls A “LID”, National Security Council Convened — Iran Strikes Imminent?

Do it, Mr. President.

They are animals, it’s time to end this now.

Get it done and then get the hell out!

We also learned this today:

JUST IN: Supreme Court Justice Hospitalized, New Report Reveals

We had another downed jet today in Iran…

One pilot has been rescued, one is still missing:

UPDATE: One Pilot Rescued Another Still Missing After Iran Shoots Down U.S. F-15E Fighter Jet

Iran doubled down and is going to absolutely secure their fate of being wiped off the map:

Iran Places Bounty On U.S. Pilots Who Were Shot Down In Southern Iran

There’s nothing left to negotiate with this sub-humans, just end this now!

And now let’s talk about that Moon Mission, the Artemis II.

I have a lot of thoughts….

Part 1:

Let’s Talk About The Artemis II Moon Launch

Part 2:

Let’s Talk About The Artemis II Moon Launch — Part 2

This is pretty cool:

Stop Fighting Your Biology – Start Using Tirzepatide Gum Engineered For When Cravings Show Up

Meanwhile in Iran, it looks like Marines will be heading to Kharg Island imminently:

NEW: Marines Begin Amphibious “Training Exercise” Near Diego Garcia as Kharg Island Speculation Grows

The Ballroom is secured:

UPDATE: Key Commission Gives President Trump FINAL APPROVAL for White House Ballroom Plans

This is pretty surreal to watch:

WATCH: New Footage Reveals Tiger Woods Called President Trump Right After Crash

The Big Cat is having a really tough time, feel sorry for him.

And we end with our top three reports you might have missed….

First up:

HUGE: Colorado Court THROWS OUT Tina Peters’ Sentence!

Then here:

Rickards: My #1 Gold Play For 2026 – Tiny $2 Gold Stock With Enormous Discovery

And finally here:

Is This EXACTLY Why President Trump Fired Pam Bondi?

That’s a wrap!

Your friend,

NOAH

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