Noah’s Nightly Newsletter – 4/30/26

Hey everyone,

Noah here with your Thursday night Newsletter!

We start tonight with this:

WATCH: Kamala Harris Literally Puts Saxophonist to Sleep During Latest Speech

I’d fall asleep too!

But also….what exactly is that hairstyle bro?

Not good my man!

We also got this today:

WATCH: DOJ Releases New High-Resolution Footage Of Cole Allen Shooting

And this is extremely strange and troubling:

Jeffrey Epstein Left Him $5 Million in His Will. Now the 25-Year-Old Son of Norwegian Diplomats Has Died by Suicide.

So sad to see, in any event.

Next up, you just have to love this guy:

WATCH: President Trump Shares HILARIOUS Reason Why He Doesn’t Wear a Bulletproof Vest

There will never be another like him!

On this next one, the true story to me is not who got pulled or who is now in, but the fact that we’re 1 and 1/2 years into the Trump Administration and this still hasn’t been touched!

How is that even legal or constitutional?

You can’t just ignore his appointments!

Next up, love this:

Trump Signs Executive Order Creating TrumpIRA.gov to Open Retirement Savings for Millions Without 401(k) Plans

This didn’t get much attention today but it should:

BREAKING: House Passes Senate DHS Funding Bill to END Partial Government Shutdown

This guy is just an outright traitor:

Minnesota Threatens Aid To Cities That Won’t Fly New Somali-Themed State Flag

Quite strange here:

Maine Gov. Janet Mills Drops Out of Senate Race, Leaving Democrats With a Candidate They Didn’t Plan On

And we end with our top story….

DEFINITELY not a Time Traveler.

Right?

Lara Trump: “Barron Trump Is DEFINITELY Not A Time-Traveler!”

Your friend,

NOAH

p.s.

It all begins with the Navy…and US Patent 10,716,953 BI.

Fast forward to 2025 and some are calling it a replacement for Stem Cell therapy.

Even RFK Jr. uses it!

See it here:

NAVY’s Super Sailor Tech: Why Big Pharma Doesn’t Want It In Your Hands But It’s Too Late (RFK Jr Found Out About It)

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