Noah’s Nightly Newsletter – 4/9/26

Hey everyone,

Noah here with your Thursday night Newsletter!

We start tonight with some great news out of the Supreme Court:

Supreme Court Issues Unanimous Ruling For Republicans

Surprising!

And to all the Panicans saying President Trump was agreeing to a terrible deal with Iran….you were wrong again!

BREAKING: President Trump Confirms Iran Will NOT Be Allowed To Charge Fees To Tankers Using The Hormuz Strait

These four Panicans have really lost their way:

WHOA: President Trump GOES OFF on Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, Candace Owens, & Alex Jones

So sad to see!

And what do we have here?

DOJ Opens Investigation Into The NFL

Is the NFL entirely fake?

Worse than WWE?

This is wild:

Pastor Charged After Man Drowns While Being Baptized

I don’t think that’s what you’re supposed to do!

Thoughts on this?

Thomas Massie Reveals Which Office He Would Consider Seeking If He Wins Congressional Primary

And does anyone care what this toolbox thinks or says?

Mike Pence Gives Warning To Vice President JD Vance

Mike “30 pieces of Silver” Pence is a joke if you ask me!

Meanwhile, I’m going to give you my prediction right now…

I am hoping and praying for peace, but I think Iran will never negotiate in good faith.

I think the ceasefire will fall apart, likely as soon as Friday/this Weekend, and you will then see the complete obliteration of anything that is left.

That’s my prediction.

President Trump Announces ALL U.S. Ships, Aircraft’s And Military Personnel Will Remain Near Iran

And then the Strait of Hormuz will fully open under our direct and sole control, and we will charge the fees on safe passage.

And we end with these top stories you may have missed.

First up:

BREAKING: NASA Posts Old Image Of Stars In Space, Claims It Was Taken By The Artemis II

And this:

Bo Polny Says Watch XRP Here!

And then this beauty:

JUST IN: FBI Arrests The Alleged Military Leaker!

Your friend,

NOAH

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