Noah’s Nightly Newsletter – 5/11/26

Hey everyone,

Noah here with your Wednesday night Newsletter!

First up tonight, we start with this:

WATCH: New Footage Shows Plane Fatally Striking Trespasser at Denver International Airport

This had me cracking up:

HILARIOUS: White House Reveals the CURE for Trump Derangement Syndrome!

But did you actually know it’s a real disease diagnosed by real doctors?

It’s true:

INCREDIBLE: Trump Derangement Syndrome Confirmed REAL By Doctor — “3/4 of all my patients!”

Gotta love this:

U.S. Exports Shatter Records In First Three Months Of 2026, Topping $300 Billion Each Time

Gee, it’s almost like President Trump knows EXACTLY what he’s doing!

Imagine that!

He’s also doing this which I love:

President Trump Says He Intends to Suspend the Federal Gas Tax

YES!

Don’t miss this one:

White House Insider: Trump Planning to Open $1 Trillion Gold Deposit

And what do we have here?

Fang Fang 2.0, only worse?

BUSTED: California Mayor Charged With Spying For China

Ok, that’s a wrap for tonight.

Your friend,

NOAH

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