Noah’s Nightly Newsletter – 5/26/26

Hey everyone,

Noah here with your Tuesday night Newsletter!

It’s Election Night and it was a great one!

The Caveman is out:

GOOD NEWS: Longtime Democrat Rep. Al Green OUSTED in Texas Primary

So is the RINO:

BREAKING: Trump-Endorsed Ken Paxton DEFEATS Sen. John Cornyn in Texas Primary

And speaking of losers:

Days After He Was Voted Out, Massie Has ALREADY Filed To Run For Office Again

Spencer Pratt continues to soar:

Pratt Highlights Democrats’ Hypocrisy With His Campaign Plan To ‘Keep ICE Out Of LA’

Looks like he also busted Karen Bass today:

Spencer Pratt Files Election Law Complaint Against Karen Bass Over Ballot Drop Box Video

Then we had this from RFK Jr:

RFK Jr. Grabs Pair Of Snakes With Bare Hands As Wife ‘Cheerleads’: ‘Bobby, Why?’ 

This guy is a wild man!

Related:

Is Methylene Blue RFK Jr’s Secret to Staying Healthy at Any Age?

That must be his secret weapon!

This is pretty hilarious:

JUST IN: Democrat AGs REFUSE to Attend JD Vance’s Anti-Fraud Roundtable

Of course they did, because if they showed up they’d probably be arrested!

Big update here:

President Trump Delivers Health Update After Visit To Walter Reed

Healthy as an ox!

And we end with our top two stories:

BREAKING: Supreme Court Issues Major Order in Blue-State CDL Fight After Deadly Truck Crash

And:

President Trump Prepares Cabinet For High-Stakes Meeting At Camp David. Here’s What To Expect.

Your friend,

NOAH

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