Noah’s Nightly Newsletter – 6/8/26

Hey everyone,

Noah here with your Monday night Newsletter!

We start off tonight with this:

BREAKING: Republican Steve Hilton ADVANCES in California Governor Election

Looks like they stole it from Spencer Pratt (pending a possible sting operation) but they couldn’t steal it from Hilton.

Then we have POTUS once again making history:

President Trump Arrives To Madison Square Garden To Watch The NBA Finals, Here’s How The Crowd Responded

You gotta love it!

And there’s no way this is real, is there?

Mugshot of Man Arrested for Stealing $200 Goes Absolutely Viral Online

Holy crap!

Heads up on this….not financial advice to you, just letting you know what I’m doing:

HEADS UP: I’m Buying Right Here [from Noah]

This is really strange:

JUST IN: Tom Brady Launches Pornographic New Sports Drink

What in the world Tom?

This is much worse:

NASTY: HelloFresh Posts Disgusting “Anal Sex and Eating” Pride Month Post

What is wrong with these people?

Then we have a massive Earthquake rocking Cuba:

Rare 6.1 Earthquake Rocks Cuba, Sparks Internet Theories

You buying that?

Hmmmm.

And after stealing the election from Spencer Pratt, they’re now doing this:

BREAKING: After Stealing The Election From Spencer Pratt, California Now Blocking Federal Audit

Because of course they are!

Also this:

Noncitizens Were Found On New Jersey Voter Rolls. Then The Voting Histories Surfaced

This is horrific:

McDonald’s Manager in ICU After Co-Worker Threw Scorching Hot Oil At Him

Just execute the thug who did this, they clearly are not able to live in society with the rest of us.

How much you want to bet it was a “youth” who did this?

And as always, when the MSM writes “youth” you can just translate that right to “young black thug”.

And we end with our top two stories you might have missed….

First:

FACT-CHECK: Butler, PA Sheriff’s Dept. Exchanged Emails With Thomas Crooks BEFORE Assassination Attempt?

And then this:

REPORT: President Trump Eyes U.S. Purchase of Tropical Island for National Security

Your friend,

NOAH

p.s.

Have you ever heard of this?

Could it help you?

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