Noah’s Nightly Newsletter – 7/2/26

Hey everyone,

Noah here with your Thursday night Newsletter!

I spent all day doing a final read-through of my new book and I am beyond excited for you to read this thing!

Here’s what the front and back cover looks like:

We launch very soon, make sure you’re on the Wait List:  JOIN THE WAIT LIST HERE

I’m submitting it to the publisher tonight and it might take a day or two to be fully live but as soon as it is I will let you know!

Ok, now on with today’s news….

We start tonight with this bizarre one:

Another GOP Lawmaker ABSENT From Capitol Hill Following ‘Terminal Diagnosis’

They’re dropping like flies!

And you have to love this:

179 Charged, 305 Fugitives Caught, 24 Kids Brought Home In Chicago’s Operation New Dawn

Don’t miss out on this:

Study: Pre-Prescribed Emergency Medication Kits Get People Treated Fast and Avoid the ER

And this had me dying laughing:

President Trump Posts HILARIOUS Video of “Dr. Trump” Treating Celebrity Patients for TDS

And what do we have here….INDICTED!

Former Olympian INDICTED for Vandalizing Reflecting Pool — Facing 10 Years in Prison

Faces 10 years in prison!

Good!

Next up, I sure hope he’s right about this:

Vice President JD Vance Reveals Who He Believes Will Be The 2028 Democrat Presidential Nominee

That would be comic gold and an easy win!

This is absolutely sickening:

WATCH: Florida Black Woman Shoots Army Veteran in Dispute Over Walmart Parking Spot

And you have to love President Trump going off script:

President Trump’s Teleprompter Stops Working During Speech And His Response Is Priceless

As if he’s really ever “on script” hardly ever!

And we end with our top two you might have missed.

First:

Ex-CIA Director John Brennan SUES Trump Administration

And then this:

BUTT WHOOPED: Do We Need More Of This In America…Or Was This Too Much?

Thoughts?

 Your friend,

NOAH

p.s.

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