Noah here and I told you this was going to be a tough week for me…
Late Newsletters all week, but better late than never!
And oh my do we have some stories for you tonight!
We start with this:
Here’s how I imagine this went:
“Sir, nothing is working! They’re not afraid of COVID anymore. Monkeypoxx didn’t work….what can we do?”
“Let’s claim Polio is back! That worked last time!”
These people don’t have much creativity.
Don’t fall for it.
Speaking of losers, do you remember this?
Because I do and it feels like this quote it playing out before our very eyes:
Speaking of the Resident, he just got busted again.
Are you kidding me with this?
And this continues to generate a TON of debate…
Many of you are saying “nice to see you finally figured this out” and others of you are furious.
Sorry, I have to follow the truth wherever I find it.
Especially when it aligns 100% with the Bible and is in direct conflict with the Governments of this world and NASA:
And reports are swirling today that this is already a done deal:
This is not at all creepy or wildly disturbing:
And we end with our top story….
Yesterday he announced he had Cancer.
Today he has COVID.
Talk about your bad two-day stretches!
That’s a wrap.
See you back here tomorrow.
This blue “Trump Won” hat was our most popular hat we’ve ever posted.
For obvious reasons.
But they sold out quick and we couldn’t get any more in until now.
And now we FINALLY have a new small batch coming in.
The Newsletter gets first dibs on these and I can’t promise they will last long.
I also can’t promise they will ever come back in stock once they’re gone.
Oh….did I mention they are FREE?