Noah’s Nightly Newsletter – 7/26/26

Hey everyone,

Noah here with your Sunday night Newsletter!

We start off tonight with my absolute favorite story of the day:

BREAKING: Mounting Debt and Financial Ruin Reportedly Force DNC To Put Up It’s Headquarters As Collateral Just To Get a $15 Million Loan

They’re broke!

Gee, I wonder why….do you think it’s because Trump turned off USAIDS?

I do!

Speaking of President Trump, he was posting up a storm today….

First this:

President Trump Just Went On A “Trump 2028” Posting Spree — No Longer Joking?

Then this:

President Trump Posts Image Showing Him As A Time Traveler

This is horrible:

Tragic: Ex-NYPD Officer’s Innocent 12-Year-Old Son Gunned Down Outside Bodega in Mamdani’s Gang-Infested New York

New York City is a shithole!

Then we have this, which might be a little sensitive for some people but the truth is some people need some help here and there’s no shame in that!

Details:

HIDDEN IN THE BIBLE: Pastor Finds Biblical SECRET To “Male Vigor”

Absolutely love this:

Steak ‘n Shake Announces New MAHA Change to the Menu

Another great move!

I will be going more often!

Then we had this:

Oil Tanker EXPLODES In Strait of Hormuz After Hitting Iranian Mine

Mamdani did not have a good day:

Mayor Mamdani Steps Into Bronx Parade — Then One Voice Cuts Through The Crowd

Perfect response here:

White House Responds To ‘Reacher’ Star’s Vile Verbal Attack On President Trump

Update on Mitch (spoiler alert: I’m pretty sure he’s been dead for quite a while):

Sen. Mitch McConnell’s Staff Releases New Health Update

And we end with our top stories you might have missed if you were busy this weekend.

First:

New Jersey Blamed A ‘Software Error’ For 6,600 Noncitizen Registrations — Then The Vendor Spoke Up

Then:

Rand Paul Releases DHS File From Before COVID — Look What Border Agents Found Hidden At Detroit Airport

And:

Earn A $200 Bonus And Pay No Interest Until Nearly 2028

Finally:

Ilhan Omar ERUPTS After President Trump Roasts Her At White House Correspondents’ Dinner

Your friend,

NOAH

p.s.

This is a little bit of a “sensitive topic” and can be a little graphic, so WARNING before you read it….

But it also might help a lot of people so that’s why I’m showing it to you.

See it here: