Noah’s Nightly Newsletter – 7/31/26

Hey everyone,

Noah here with your Friday night Newsletter!

We start off tonight with one of the oldest mysteries finally solved?

Maybe?

The True Meaning of “Covfefe” Finally Discovered?

And check this out:

COWARD: Fauci Runs Away When Confronted About Pleading the Fifth & COVID Regrets

Mr. “Science” looks very unhealthy with a huge gut and echoes of “they won’t be able to walk down the streets” playing out in front of our very eyes!

Then we have President Trump hitting Iran hard, again!

President Trump Just Made His Next Move Against Iran — And It Could Start Within Days

What could possibly even be left of them at this point?

Then we have this disgusting move and disgusting person:

JUDICIAL COUP: Obama Judge Defies SCOTUS to Shield Somali Migrants

This is pretty amazing:

Korean Breakthrough Reduced Wrinkles By 48%

Don’t miss out!

Great news here:

JUST IN: President Trump Can Keep Todd Blanche As Acting Attorney General Permanently — Despite Cornyn and Tillis Obstruction

He has honestly been doing a tremendous job!

And if you thought Minnesota and California were going to skate, think again:

WATCH: President Trump Teases MASSIVE New Fraud Announcements In Minnesota — ““YOU HAVEN’T SEEN ANYTHING YET”

Of course Trump is 100% right on this:

President Trump Doesn’t Think Iran Was Behind Minnesota Cyberattack. Here’s Who He Blames.

This is pretty wild:

Democrats Replace Graham Platner, Then A Family Revelation Hits Their New Nominee

They always find the gems, don’t they?

And we end with our top three you might have missed…

First:

BREAKING: SPAIN HAS FALLEN

Second:

Americans Can Stockpile Ivermectin & Key Prescription Medicines – Here Is One Way To Do It

And third:

Trump DOJ Opens A Court America Has Never Used — Now We Know Who Is First In Line

Your friend,

NOAH

p.s.

If you’ve been around here for a while, you know I’ve told you about how I don’t like mint toothpaste, never have, and how my favorite replacement is called Revitin:

No mint, a nice citrus flavor instead!

I know a lot of you like it too because you’ve emailed me to tell me how much you love it after trying it from my recommendation.

Well, I’m back today with another recommendation and I did not plan this but it just so happens to also be about brushing your teeth.

This is one of my favorite secret things I found and I want to share it with you.

Most electric toothbrushes from big brands like Oral B cost an arm and a leg, the very first one I just searched for to check is over $100.

But I found a hidden gem that is so much better and 1/10 the cost!

It’s this one:

Look, I’m not affiliated with this company at all, I just bought mine several years ago and I absolutely love it.

Super high quality.  

You get 8 replacement heads.

Comes with a charger.

And the battery lasts for months, I literally think the last time I charged mine was over a year ago!

But here’s the best part….as of the time I’m writing this article it’s literally $14.99.

Yes, really!

You can grab on one Amazon right here:  https://amzn.to/4vXUTlQ

Here’s a slightly different but very similar one in pink for the ladies:

Grab that on Amazon here if you want:  https://amzn.to/4wv49iF

I bought one for everyone in my family.

And honestly, at $14.99, even though they never break, after I’ve used all 8 replacement heads, I just buy another one!  It’s literally cheaper than a replacement heads pack from someone like Oral B.

So BOOM!

That’s another entry on the list of Noah’s Favorite Things!

You’re welcome and enjoy!