Noah’s Nightly Newsletter – 7/6/26

Hey everyone,

Noah here with your Monday night Newsletter!

We start tonight with Mitch McConnell’s “wife” heading right back to the CCP as he falls into a coma:

Mitch McConnell’s Wife Elaine Chao Met With Chinese Vice President In Beijing Just 3 Days After He Was Hospitalized

Because nothing says “I love you” like returning home when your assignment is complete!

This totally cracked me up:

WATCH: President Trump Jokes About Appointing Ted Cruz to Supreme Court

He isn’t wrong!

And I’d love to get your thoughts on this:

Erika Kirk Faces Husband’s Killer Tyler Robinson in Court for the First Time

Next up, thank you SO MUCH for all your support on my new book!

If you haven’t grabbed a copy yet, I would sure appreciate it:

SPECIAL REQUEST: Could You Please Help Me With This? Thank you! [From Noah]

And this is a real joke:

Sunny Hostin Sparks Backlash After Revealing Where She Feels ‘Unsafe’ In America

Next up….slip?  Or intentional?

Alex Soros Roasted For ‘Freudian Slip’ Typo In His Independence Day Message

Gotta love how much this is gonna trigger the Libtards:

U.S. Dollar Bills Featuring President Trump’s Signature Introduced For Nation’s 250th Birthday

And this is coming soon:

WARNING: New AI Black Paper Says “Expect an 80% drop in the Dow.”

Love this:

ICE Arrests 10,000 Nationwide in MASSIVE 5-Day Deportation Surge!

Don’t stop!

And we end with our top two stories you might have missed.

First:

UPDATE: Mother Confesses To Cannibalism Of 4-Year Old Son

Second:

WATCH: Swarm Of Black Thugs Overwhelm Police Officers In South Carolina On July 4th In “Teen Takeover”. Allegedly.

Your friend,

NOAH

p.s.

Don’t forget to grab a copy of my new book, I don’t ask for much around here, I’m usually happier just giving and giving for free, but today I would greatly appreciate your support in helping make this crack the bestseller ranks.

That’s my goal, I think we can hit bestseller status on this if I can count on your support, so thank you in advance!

All links and details here:

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: My New Book Is Officially LIVE On Amazon! Here’s How You Can Find It!

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