Noah’s Nightly Newsletter – 7/9/26

Hey everyone,

Noah here with your Thursday night Newsletter!

We start off tonight with our lead story:

JUST IN: Spencer Pratt Says He Has EVIDENCE Of Voter Fraud

And don’t forget, this comes only TWO days after he met with President Trump in the Oval Office!

Next up, I love this too:

BREAKING: President Trump FIRES All Democrat Members of Federal Election Agency

So much winning!

This is concerning out of California:

ALARMING: Six Children In Affluent California Community Diagnosed With Same Extremely Rare Cancer

And even the dogs love my new book!

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Have you ordered your copy yet?

More progress here:

JUST IN: Powerbroker Democrat Couple INDICTED

This is pretty crazy:

White House Reveals What Really Led To Last-Minute Air Force One Switch: ‘Every Tool At Our Disposal’

Smart man!

Today we got this from Tyler Robinson’s alleged gay/trans (??) lover:

BREAKING: Watch Full Lance Twiggs’ Video — “He started crying, said he wished he didn’t do it”

Honestly at this point I don’t know which one of them to believe…or neither!

I don’t really buy any of it if you want to know the truth.

Even Andrew Kolvet is now asking questions:

WATCH: Andrew Kolvett Reveals The Long List Of Questions He Still Has About Charlie Kirk’s Assassination

This cracked me up:

How to Legally Stiff-Arm Interest Charges Like Al Bundy

Four touchdowns in one game.  Polk High!

Love this from Harmeet, she’s taking the fight right to their doorstep and she’s going to have election watchers EVERYWHERE:

Harmeet Dhillon Sets Her Sights On Michigan Secretary Of State Jocelyn Benson

Yesterday I warned you about this:

“EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA” Parasitic Infection Spreading Across The Country

Today even Taco Bell is taking action:

Taco Bell Takes Action As “Explosive Diarrhea” Bug Goes “Viral”

I’ve lost many good pairs of underwear to the Taco Bell skid!

And we end with our top two stories….

First:

JUST IN: President Trump Beautifully RUINS Khamenei’s Funeral

And then this wild one:

Flight Instructor Jumps to Death Mid-Flight, Leaving Student Pilot to Land By Herself

Ok that’s a wrap for tonight!

Your friend,

NOAH

p.s.

Don’t forget to grab a copy of my new book, I don’t ask for much around here, I’m usually happier just giving and giving for free, but today I would greatly appreciate your support in helping make this crack the bestseller ranks.

That’s my goal, I think we can hit bestseller status on this if I can count on your support, so thank you in advance!

All links and details here:

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