Noah’s Nightly Newsletter – 8/11/26

Hey everyone,

Noah here with your Tuesday night Newsletter!

We start tonight with a major setback to Communism in NYC:

JUST IN: Judge Deals Major Setback to Mamdani’s “Tax the Rich” Plans

Good!

Now send him to GITMO!

This next one is going viral:

WATCH HERE: President Trump Secretly Rides In Airport Catering Truck To Misdirect Potential Assassins

And before anyone complains that I’m putting President Trump’s safety at risk by publishing this, just stop — you make yourself look incredibly ignorant.

We do break a lot of big stories around here, but I didn’t break this one.

This has been going viral all day long.

So before you’re tempted to aim your head up your ass and push, just don’t.

This is getting worse, not better:

UPDATE: More Food Items Recalled Across 26 States In Latest Salmonella Scare

And a big warning that everyone needs to see here:

How To Avoid A.I.’s 3-Way Squeeze on Your Retirement

Next up, nothing to say about this other than the fact it is PURE EVIL:

PURE EVIL: Massachusetts Governor Signs Law Allowing Abortions Up to BIRTH

So is this:

BOMBSHELL FAUCI TEXTS: Private First-Trimester Miscarriage Concern Exposed

Then we have this…

Because what screams “Mitch McConnell is alive and doing fine” like running away and being terrified to ask to comment!

WATCH: Mitch McConnell’s Caregiver BOLTS When Asked About His Health Outside D.C. Home

Could this help anyone out there?

No shame:

California doctor discovers “bizarre” trick that burns fat while you sleep

And we end with our top three you might have missed….

First my favorite:

JUST IN: President Trump Signs Executive Order Targeting Childhood Vaccine Requirements

I have been sounding the alarm on this for over 15 years, back when people said I was crazy because I didn’t trust “the science”.

Now it’s been written into an Executive Order, almost exactly everything I’ve been saying!

Wow!!

So many children will be saved by this.

Then we have this:

JUST IN: President Trump Drops NEW Evidence on Reflecting Pool Vandalism

Someone show Judge Jeanine!

And finally:

Gunmen Unload More Than 30 Rounds Into Georgia Election Official’s Home — Then a Neighbor Spots Something Critical

Your friend,

NOAH

p.s.

If you’ve been around here for a while, you know I’ve told you about how I don’t like mint toothpaste, never have, and how my favorite replacement is called Revitin:

No mint, a nice citrus flavor instead!

I know a lot of you like it too because you’ve emailed me to tell me how much you love it after trying it from my recommendation.

Well, I’m back today with another recommendation and I did not plan this but it just so happens to also be about brushing your teeth.

This is one of my favorite secret things I found and I want to share it with you.

Most electric toothbrushes from big brands like Oral B cost an arm and a leg, the very first one I just searched for to check is over $100.

But I found a hidden gem that is so much better and 1/10 the cost!

It’s this one:

Look, I’m not affiliated with this company at all, I just bought mine several years ago and I absolutely love it.

Super high quality.  

You get 8 replacement heads.

Comes with a charger.

And the battery lasts for months, I literally think the last time I charged mine was over a year ago!

But here’s the best part….as of the time I’m writing this article it’s literally $14.99.

Yes, really!

You can grab on one Amazon right here:  https://amzn.to/4vXUTlQ

Here’s a slightly different but very similar one in pink for the ladies:

Grab that on Amazon here if you want:  https://amzn.to/4wv49iF

I bought one for everyone in my family.

And honestly, at $14.99, even though they never break, after I’ve used all 8 replacement heads, I just buy another one!  It’s literally cheaper than a replacement heads pack from someone like Oral B.

So BOOM!

That’s another entry on the list of Noah’s Favorite Things!

You’re welcome and enjoy!