Noah’s Nightly Newsletter – 8/23/26

Hey everyone,

Noah here with your Sunday night Newsletter!

We start off tonight with this absolutely DISGUSTING report:

DISGUSTING: NYC Authorities Investigate “Muslim” Dunkin’ Donuts Employee Caught Washing Feet In Sink

No thanks!

Sick people.

This is great news:

GREAT NEWS: Elon Musk Preparing to Unleash $200 Million to Help Republicans Win the Midterms

This was absolutely hilarious:

WATCH: President Trump Turns Rally Heckler Into a Punchline With One Brutal Line

And probably true!

Awesome day for racing in DC, did you see this?

WATCH: President Trump Takes a Victory Lap Through Washington as ‘USA!’ Chants Erupt

Then we have this absolute human trash:

MAGA Revolt Erupts Against John Thune as SAVE America Act Sits Stalled

What a disgusting person.

TIME TO GO!

And I do have one special request tonight please:

SPECIAL REQUEST: Could You Please Help Me With This? Thank you! [From Noah]

Thank you so much!

Here’s your Sunday Gospel message:

SUNDAY GOSPEL: “The Fullness of the Glory of God”

This was absolutely incredible, what a hero:

MUST SEE: Young Pilot Makes Emergency Landing In The Atlantic Ocean

More black thuggery:

HORRIBLE: Two Teenage Thugs ARRESTED After Attacking a Dad in a Jacuzzi for TikTok Views

If they don’t want to live in society with us, then they just have to go.

Life in prison or ship them to one of those El Salvadorian prisons.

I won’t miss them, will you?

Sub-human behavior gets sub-human punishment.

And this continues to score rave reviews:

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Before I go, here are the top three you might have missed.

First:

Gavin Newsom Is Now Praising President And Melania Trump. Here’s Why.

Second:

WEIRD: Here’s Why Orthodox Jews Tie A String Around Manhattan To “Trick God”

And so sad, third:

WATCH: Family Of 3 Plunges To Death Over An iPhone Payment Dispute On A Maharashtra Hill

Absolutely tragic.

Your friend,

NOAH

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