Noah’s Nightly Newsletter – 8/3/26

Hey everyone,

Noah here with your Monday night Newsletter!

We start with this….it looks like Judge Jeanine might have just earned her way out the door:

FIRED? Jeanine Pirro Seen Leaving White House With Large Box After Trump Rebuke

So dumb, why did she do this?

And this is absolutely insane:

WATCH: Man Jumps 200 Feet High Off The Brooklyn Bridge…and Somehow Lives!

How??

Love this:

JUST IN: A 199-Year-Old Supreme Court Ruling Could Hand the President Unlimited Power this Summer

And what do we have here?

Sodomy?

Is this….a man?

Reality TV Star Arrested In Georgia On Horrifying Child Sex Charges

Love this move, and love Mrs. Hegseth for doing it:

President Trump Signs A “Long Overdue” Order — Then Delivers A Blunt Iran Warning

This is kind of crazy from Ted Cruz, but he might be right:

Ted Cruz Makes A Wild 2028 Prediction — And Declares One Democrat ‘Finished’

None of it is good!

And I had to address LeBron James today:

Here Is EXACTLY Why LeBron James Will Never Be The “Greatest of all Time” — He’s Barely Even Top 10! (Plus Kobe Ritual?)

Because enough is enough….

And we end tonight with our top story:

Former VP Mike Pence Reveals What Dr. Fauci Told Him In The Situation Room About The Origins Of COVID-19

Before I go, here are three you might have missed.

First:

Hundreds Shut Down Florida Interstate — Then One Driver Made A Huge Mistake

Second:

HEADS UP: Earn A $200 Bonus And Pay No Interest Until Nearly 2028

Third:

Hunter Biden Says His Family Is Broke — As His Former Lawyers Chase A $17 Million Bill

Your friend,

NOAH

p.s.

I know this might be a little gross, but I have a feeling it might help a LOT of people…maybe YOU!

If you can’t poop and you’ve been taking fiber, you need to read this.

Just trust me.

See it here: