Noah’s Nightly Newsletter – 9/8/26

Hey everyone,

Noah here with your Tuesday night Newsletter!

We start off tonight with something absolutely INSANE, and I do use that word literally:

Lindsay Clancy Jurors Speak Out About Lone Holdout: “He had the hardest time getting off the fact that Lindsay viciously killed her children.”

Really?

You mean the guy who just wasn’t ok with her brutally killing her childen?

You think that guy is the problem?

WHAT????

On that topic, then we had this:

UNREAL: Lindsay Clancey’s Lawyer Asks President Trump To Pardon The Woman Who Killed Her Three Small Children

To which I say: (1) you’re delusional, and (2) you must not be a very good lawyer?  Because even I know a Presidential Pardon has nothing to do with state criminal charges!

Bro, read a book!

Then we have President Trump trying to tell the truth on 9/11?

President Trump On 9/11: “Nobody saw the plane hit…”

Big news for Midterms in Missouri:

BREAKING: Supreme Court Makes Its Move In Missouri’s High-Stakes Midterm Map Fight

I wish it were better news.

UGH.

But this is a surprise good turn:

BREAKING: Republican Narrows Gap in New Minnesota Senate Poll In Surprise New Jump

And not that I really care all that much about what these freaks do out in the desert, but what is going on at Burning Man?

Third Death Reported After Burning Man Attendee Dies During Hospital Transport

I’m very happy to be home in my house and not anywhere near that hellscape!

Speaking of hellscape, have you noticed it’s miserable to interact with virtually any service worker these days?

Their brains are GONE:

Have You Noticed A Huge Rise In “Zombie People” Recently?

Then we have an update on Joe and his “cancer”:

Joe Biden Offers New Update on His Ongoing Cancer Battle

I’m sorry but did he ever really have it in the first place?

Can we discuss that?

This is sick:

Prominent Democrat Ridiculed For Reason He Ordered Flags Flown At Half-Mast

Really hate to see this:

Fox Business Anchor PERMANENTLY Disfigured After Horrible Attack

Never a good outcome when these animals are involved.

And we end with our top story:

YOU’RE FIRED: Jelly Roll BOOTED From Upcoming Mar-a-Lago Event After Bashing President Trump

Sorry but no grown man I know would ever be called “Jelly Roll”.

Jelly Roll is an insult if you’re a big fat ass, not a name.

Stupid moron.

And here are the top three you might have missed if you’ve been busy:

WATCH: Fighter Walks Out To Crowd Of 80,000 Playing “All Hail King Jesus”

And:

Why Banks Are Suddenly Competing To Pause Your 21% Interest Into 2028

And:

UPDATE: Jonathan Cahn ATTACKED On Plane By “Duct Tape Man”!

Your friend,

NOAH

p.s.

When I was in High School, I would read the USA Today from the school library each day, cover-to-cover while I was supposed to be studying.  

School bored me, but I always loved the news!  Especially the USA Today, which mixed news and opinion and entertainment.

I suppose it’s no big surprise I now do this for a living!

But there was one part in the USA Today called “King’s Things” and it was written by Larry King.

“Written” is a bit of a stretch, it was basically Twitter before Twitter, where Larry King would share some random 1-2 sentence observation or opinion with the country.  Whatever was on his mind.

It’s kind of how I’ve always viewed this “p.s.” section of the Newsletter…I like to give you a fun little blurb about something, but instead of being totally random I like to make it something I think you’ll enjoy or benefit from.

Larry King had “King’s Things” so I’m thinking maybe I should call this section “Noah’s Nuggets”!  That’s got a good ring to it.

Anyway…I tell you all of that to tell you tonight’s Nugget might seem super random, but I’m telling you anyway because I absolutely love it and want you to know about it: my new favorite toothpaste.

Yes, really.

I’ve always hated toothpaste, my whole life!

The gross way it foams in your mouth…

The gross mint flavor…

The Fluoride…

Hated everything about it! 

Until finally at age 35 I found this — it’s called Revitin:

No mint, a nice citrus flavor instead!

No foam, just non-foamy cleaning, similar to the stuff they use at the dentist’s office.

No Fluoride!

And none of this either:

I’m not a paid spokesperson for the company….they don’t even know I exist.

I’m just a customer.

And I honestly love the stuff so much I am telling you about it in tonight’s “Noah’s Nugget”!

None of the bad stuff, but all of the good stuff like this:

Anyway, there you go!

The longest “Noah’s Nugget” in the history of this Newsletter but I had to tell the world!

If you want to try it, you can find it using my Amazon Associates link by tapping right here.

Yes, I know it’s a tad expensive.  

And do me one favor, if you do try it out shoot me an email and let me know what you think!  

Deal?

Deal.