Noah’s NOON Newsletter – 7/15/26

Hey everyone,

Noah here with your Wednesday NOON update!

We start with this excellent news:

UPDATE: President Trump OVERTURNS Freeze on ICE Traffic Stops

Way to go Trump!!

And I had to do a big Fact-Check on this one:

FACT-CHECK: Tyler Robinson and Nick Shirley Are First Cousins?

Really tremendous work out of Todd Blanche here:

WATCH: Todd Blanche Delivers KNOCKOUT Performance In Fiery Attorney General Confirmation Hearing

I have been skeptical of him in the past, but he really seems to be delivering.

Big heads up here:

Man Who Predicted Trump 2016 Win: “Prepare for Mid-Term Meltdown”

And Chuck Schumer just got added to the “Democrat Farters” club:

WATCH: Chuck Schumer Rips Huge Fart Live On The Senate Floor. Allegedly.

What an honor Chuck, you earned it!

And we end with Joe Biden and his new book….but I have questions:

Joe Biden Just Wrote a New Book, But There’s Just One Problem

Speaking of books, here’s a REAL book for you Joe.

And I actually wrote it and it’s actually selling (no USAIDS money needed)!

The Most Hilarious New Review Just Came In For My New Book

Ok, that’s a wrap!

See you back here tonight for the normal full report.

Your friend,

NOAH

p.s.

I know this might be a little gross, but I have a feeling it might help a LOT of people…maybe YOU!

If you can’t poop and you’ve been taking fiber, you need to read this.

Just trust me.

See it here: