Noah’s NOON Newsletter – 7/18/26

Hey everyone,

Noah here with your Sunday NOON update!

Let’s start right here:

Hawley Sounds Off As McConnell Remains Silent In Hospital: ‘Totally In The Dark’

Do you think he is dead?

And don’t miss out on this:

SPECIAL ALERT: Missing Link Between “Redacted Trump Files” and His $300 Million Investment

This is some wild stuff right here:

Maine Senate Candidate “Ashley” Webb Reportedly Claims He Gets Monthly Period…Through His Rectum

RECTUM?

DAMN NEAR KILLED ‘EM!

And that, my friends, is exactly why we are Punk Rock now:

WE Are Punk Rock Now!

100%.

Before I go, here’s the top 3 you might have missed….

First:

WATCH: Black Woman Going Viral In Takedown Of Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson — “Oh We Comin’ For Them Seats!”

Second:

Dead Body Found At Home Owned By Far-Left Rep. Ayanna Pressley’s Husband

Third:

BREAKING: TRUMP ORDERS CENTCOM TO “OPEN THE GATES OF HELL ON IRAN.” — C14

That’s all for now.

See you back here tonight for the normal full report.

Your friend,

NOAH

p.s.

I know this might be a little gross, but I have a feeling it might help a LOT of people…maybe YOU!

If you can’t poop and you’ve been taking fiber, you need to read this.

Just trust me.

See it here: