Noah’s NOON Newsletter – 7/20/26

Hey everyone,

Noah here with your Monday NOON update!

We start today with this update:

JUST IN: Charges Against Andrew and Tristan Tate REVEALED — 38 Counts!

Wow, 38 charges.

The dumpster fire that is Mamdani’s New York City continues…

Floods and fires:

Man Arrested After Setting Off “Incendiary Device” Outside NYC Federal Building In Anti-ICE Attack

Terrible update here:

BREAKING: Pentagon Identifies Two U.S. Service Members Killed In Jordan

And what do we have here?

California City Manager ARRESTED On A Yacht

Hmmmm…..

I didn’t really watch any World Cup, I’m not a soccer guy, but I did love this from Tom Cruise:

Tom Cruise Delivers Powerful Message Before World Cup Final — WATCH

Tom seems like genuinely a good guy.

I wish he’d get away from all the Scientology crap, but he seems like a good guy.

Also loved this from the Biebs:

Justin Bieber Just Took The World Cup Stage — What He Sang Has Christians Cheering

Next up, wipe them out sir!

It’s time!

The Real Reason Trump “Went Easy” On The Deep State – And What’s Coming Next

And we end with our top story you might have missed:

Walmart Is Even Locking Up The Ground Beef In California As Out-Of-Control Theft Continues

Ok, back to work and I’ll have a much larger batch for you later today in the normal full report.

Your friend,

NOAH

p.s.

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If you can’t poop and you’ve been taking fiber, you need to read this.

Just trust me.

See it here: