Noah’s Nightly Newsletter – 3/30/26

Hey everyone,

Noah here with your Monday night Newsletter!

We start off with this:

U.S. Army Investigating After Apache Helicopters Fly Over Kid Rock’s Nashville Home

Don’t we have better things to spend out time on?

Like making sure this crap doesn’t keep happening?

OUTRAGEOUS: Convicted Minnesota Somali Fraudster Gets Incredibly Light Sentence

Gotta love this:

IT’S OFFICIAL: Palm Beach International Airport to Be Re-Named After President Trump

This is really weird and gross….

A single and strongly-rumored gay man, not married, no children, was walking around Disney World today by himself with a magic fairy wand?

You kidding me with this?

Sen. Lindsey Graham Spotted Vacationing at Disney World Amid Longest Govt Shutdown in History

If you own and operate your own business, this might be a great fit for you:

An IMPORTANT Message For CONSERVATIVE Small Business Owners! (Sorry–LINK FIXED)

Thoughts on these results?

Results Are In For CPAC 2028 Straw Poll

Definitely a big NO for me on this one:

Republican Senator Considering 2028 Presidential Run, “50-50”

And The Snake has replied:

Rep. Ilhan Omar Responds To Vice President JD Vance’s Claims That She Committed Immigration Fraud

We told you about this several months ago, and now it was just confirmed today:

President Trump Reveals The Military Is Building A “Massive Complex” Underneath White House Ballroom

And we end with our top story of the week:

BREAKING: Election Volunteer Arrested for Allegedly STEALING Equipment Before “Democrat Upset” in Trump’s Palm Beach District

Your friend,

NOAH

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