Noah’s Nightly Newsletter – 3/31/26

Hey everyone,

Noah here with your Tuesday night Newsletter!

We start tonight with massive breaking news:

BREAKING: President Trump Signs Executive Order Requiring CITIZENSHIP VERIFICATION for Federal Elections!

EXCELLENT!

And you gotta love this:

Trump White House Launches “OnlyFarms”

For about a year now, I’ve been telling you about Palmer Luckey and Anduril.

Amazing guy, I’m so glad he’s on our side.

Here’s the latest:

AIR SUPREMACY: Meet Anduril’s High-Speed Drone ‘Fury’

Probably some of his work in this one:

U.S. Strikes Major Iranian Ammunition Depot Using 2,000-pound Bunker-Busting Bombs

Hold tight my friends, justice IS coming:

John Solomon: “I think we’ll see a bunch of SIGNIFICANT arrests and indictments in the next few months!”

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Back in December, I was one of the first people to bring you this report.

People laughed and mocked.

The only problem?

I was right:

CONFIRMED: US Military Building “Massive Complex” Beneath The New White House Ballroom

And of course now a rogue Federal Judge is trying to stop it.

Right on cue:

BREAKING: President Trump Responds After Judge HALTS White House Ballroom Construction

I have also been telling you about this for a long time, and now this is coming out too:

MATT GAETZ: I Was Briefed About U.S. Army Secret Hybrid Breeding Program With Captured Aliens

This is wild:

DID YOU KNOW: Two Separate People Created “Dennis The Menace” On The Same Day With No Knowledge Of Each Other?

Oh my goodness, how cool is this?

No comparison to that prison building Hussein built:

WATCH: Eric Trump Shares First Look at Donald J. Trump Presidential Library

We end with a couple strange Tyler Robinson stories….

First up:

Sheriff Who Helped “Arrange” for Tyler Robinson to Turn Himself in Abruptly RESIGNS

And then this:

Defense For Charlie Kirk’s Suspected Killer Claims Bullet Used In The Assassination DOES NOT MATCH

Your thoughts?

NOAH

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