Noah’s Nightly Newsletter – 4/18/26

Hey everyone,

Noah here with your Saturday night Newsletter!

We start tonight with reports refuting retirement rumors (how’s that for alllliteration?):

REPORT: Supreme Court Justices Sam Alito & Clarence Thomas Will NOT Retire This Year

And then we have this:

Health Secretary RFK Jr. Reveals 1.5 Million Illegal Aliens Were Caught Illegally Collecting Medicaid

I wonder how many billions upon billions that cost us?

Gee, I sure hope you paid your taxes on April 15th!

Really hard to pick winners (or losers) in this next one:

House Republican Rebels Just Humiliated Their Own Leaders in a Stunning 2 AM Showdown

I hate both sides!

And I can’t even believe this is a story today, but I guess it is:

Did Steve Bannon Pee Himself On Stage?

Unreal.

I think the answer is a resounding no, but I do think that Jerry Nadler once crapped his pants live on stage and then did the “waddle walk” off stage.  Don’t judge, we’ve all done it once in our life.

Remember The Time Jerry Nadler Crapped His Pants LIVE On Stage?

And then we had a surprise guest to the White House today, teased by President Trump last night:

President Trump Announces A Surprise Guest Will Visit The White House TODAY

Next up, something is really wrong here….

The only question is whether it’s the good guys or bad guys behind it:

‘Unheard Of’: Famed Physicist Breaks Down Troubling Spike In Scientist Deaths And Disappearances

More here:

‘Unheard Of’: Famed Physicist Breaks Down Troubling Spike In Scientist Deaths And Disappearances

Love this:

‘A Real Threat’: Democrat Strategist Suggests Fetterman Could Be Close To Switching Parties

He basically has already for the most part!

Then we have this hilarious one:

Ilhan Omar Filed Her Net Worth at $30 Million. She Just Quietly Changed It to $95,000

No, I’m not worth $30 million, only $95k….that was just a little “accounting error”.

Hilarious!

And we end with these two in case you missed it:

Conversation With A Catholic

And:

Supreme Court Issues Unanimous Ruling After Justice Alito Recuses Himself

Your friend,

NOAH

p.s.

What if you could look and feel YOUNG — without stem cells and without long and costly treatments?

I’ve got the perfect solution, and it’s been a big secret of Hollywood for decades:

REVEALED: Hollywood Doctor Admits to Age Reversal Treatments on Celebrity Patients

☝️