Noah’s Nightly Newsletter – 4/21/22

Hey friends!

Noah here with your Thursday night Newsletter…

And before we get into the news, I have a special announcement.

Do you remember when Johnny Carson was hosting the Tonight Show?

And whenever he was gone he would have a special Guest Host filling in?

Well, I’d like to introduce you to my special Guest Host for this Newsletter.

Longtime readers of this Newsletter know that I’m about as close to the Postal Service as you can get: Rain, Snow, Sleet or Shine, I bring you this Newsletter every single night.

I miss maybe 2-3 days a year.

It’s rare.

But sometimes I’m traveling or have an appointment and it’s simply not possible for me to put out the Newsletter.

So I figured it was time to bring on a Guest Host who could always fill in for me whenever needed.

My good buddy Miles (who also writes for WeLoveTrump and TruthLion) agreed to fill the role, and he’s going to sit in for me for the first time ever tomorrow night.

So when you get tomorrow night’s Newsletter, please be on your best behavior and send him some love and support back, ok?

Thank you!

Now let’s jump in to today’s news because I have a LOT to show you…

Starting with this:

Just In: Secret Service Kills Intruder

And for everyone with DirecTV who is missing OANN, I have the solution for you.

Right here:

OANN Is #Cancelled From DirecTV, But We Have The Solution!

Big news continues in the Elon Musk / Twitter saga…

He’s going to win, I can feel it.

Here’s the latest:

HUGE: Elon Musk Confirms He Has Secured Funding Needed for Bid to Buy Twitter

And what is going on here?

Obama and Big Mike Cancelled?

I think there’s MUCH more than meets the eye to this one:

Spotify Declines New Contract for the Obamas’ Podcast

Not only was Obama cancelled, but CNN+ was cancelled less after like 5 days…

One of the most spectacular flameouts of all time:

It’s Official: After Disastrous Launch, Execs Are Pulling the Plug on CNN+

Literally almost NO ONE was watching…

And get ready to pay more taxes if you’re unvaxxed.

Yes, it’s true and they’re rolling out the pilot program in Rhode Island right now:

Inspired By Joe: Rhode Island Democrats Want to Punish Unvaxxed With Double Taxation and Fines

Then we have this…

What do you think is going on here?

Two Russian Oligarchs And Families Dead: Murder Suicides 24hrs Apart

And we end with our top story…

Iron Mike took his fists to a guy’s face on a plane….allegedly:

(WATCH) Mike Tyson Repeatedly Punches Man on Plane; Leaves Passenger Bloodied

At least he didn’t bite his ear off, I guess?

Silver lining!

I will see you in two days and remember to be friendly to my buddy Miles tomorrow!

Your friend,

NOAH

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