Noah’s Nightly Newsletter – 7/10/26

Hey everyone,

Noah here with your Friday night Newsletter!

We start off tonight with this gem:

BREAKING: Indiana Man Cuts Off Penis, Lights It On Fire

Charming man, I’m sure!

Totally normal!

And great news to report next, it looks like we got him:

Illegal Alien ARRESTED After Firebombing Two New York Churches

I’ll give you one guess as to which airline this was:

Passenger On Commercial Flight Nearly Sucked Out Of Window In Mid-Air

Were you right?

And “King” Charles asked for us to have some better “understanding” of Islam, and I thought he was exactly right.  We DO need that.

So I was happy to oblige:

EXPOSED: The TRUTH About Islam — CC “King” Charles

Next up, could this help you?

Fiber Makes Constipation WORSE (Surgeon Explains)

You’re welcome!

Next up, something very wrong with this (besides the obvious) and I think I know what it is:

JUST IN: NYC Police Searching For Person Who Raped 15-Year-Old Boy In Back Of A Home

Love this from SecWar Hegseth:

UPDATE: Pete Hegseth REVOKES Suspensions of South Carolina Apache Pilots

Way to go Pete, thank you!

Next up:

Here Are The Startling Instructions President Trump Left In Case Of His Assassination

And is this a treasonous offence?

How soon until we can throw this SCUM in GITMO?

Mamdani Administration Attempted To Contact Iran!

Speaking of scum:

Disgusting New Look Inside The Ohio “House of Horrors” That Kept 16 Feral Kids Hostage

Wow, unreal.

A big thank you to Marco for this one:

Rubio Takes Action After Gov. Walz Pardons Illegal Immigrant Convicted Of Child Rape

Well done, sir!

And we end with our top two you might have missed….

First:

JUST IN: Spencer Pratt Says He Has EVIDENCE Of Voter Fraud

And then this:

BREAKING: President Trump FIRES All Democrat Members of Federal Election Agency

That’s a wrap!

Your friend,

NOAH

p.s.

I know this might be a little gross, but I have a feeling it might help a LOT of people…maybe YOU!

If you can’t poop and you’ve been taking fiber, you need to read this.

Just trust me.

See it here: