Noah’s NOON Newsletter – 7/11/26

Hey everyone,

Noah here with your Saturday NOON update!

And I am so excited to show you this:

The First Three FULL BOOK Reviews Are In…And We’re At FIVE STARS!

Wow, that is a real honor, thank you Sue!

And such creativity to send that in full “Confessor” style, I absolutely love it!

Ok next up we have the latest batch of the UFO files now declassed:

Brand New UFO Files Released By Trump Administration: “What IS that thing?”

And this is really sick (alllllegedly) but maybe even more gross is whatever the hell is happening to his nose?

Dude, what in the world caused that?

VIRAL: Houston Attorney Accused Of Sick Act With Family Dog, But His Mugshot Has Everyone Asking Another Question

Next up, Trump’s DOJ continues to right all of the injustices from the Biden Regime:

DOJ Launches Investigation After Forth Worth Cops Threaten to Ticket Christian Preacher

Great work!

And this just leaked:

BOMBSHELL: Tyler Robinson’s Alleged “Confession Note” Accidentally EXPOSED Despite Judge’s Order Keeping It Off-Camera

Don’t miss this one:

WARNING: White House Insider Says “Prepare for Midterm Election Shock”

Love this next one…

The more people ACTUALLY learn about the real Donald Trump the more everyone seems to love him.

You know, kind of like everything I’ve been telling you around here since 2015?

UK Soccer Star Praises President Trump After ‘Surreal’ Golf Outing. Here’s Why.

I released this late yesterday and I’m glad to see it’s already helping people!

Could this help you?

Fiber Makes Constipation WORSE (Surgeon Explains)

And we end with our top two stories you might have missed.

First up:

BREAKING: President Trump Gives Iran A Saturday Deadline — Or Else!

And then this one:

BREAKING: New Shock Video Shows Mitch McConnell Loaded Onto A Stretcher

Ok, that’s a wrap for the Noon alert, see you back here later tonight for the full report like normal.

Your friend,

NOAH

p.s.

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Here’s what people are saying about it:

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