Noah’s Nightly Newsletter – 7/29/23

Hey everyone,

Noah here with a very late Saturday Night Newsletter!

Sorry this is coming in late, many of you can read it with your morning coffee….I know a lot of you do anyway!

But better late than never because I have a lot to show you.

Starting with something big:

New Photos Appear to Show Obama with Bruised Eye, Bandaged Fingers Just Days After His Personal Chef Mysteriously Died

Was Barack Hussein Obama the second paddleboarder?

Let me ask you this….anyone reading this who has a personal chef: does your personal chef stay at your house when you’re not there?

I think they do not.

Barry, did something go wrong?

Was there a lover’s quarrel?

Or maybe I should be asking about Michael…..😳

I think this story is about to get VERY interesting!

It’s Trump 2024, but hard not to like this:

Crowd Goes INSANE When RFK Jr. Reveals His First Executive Order, Should He Win

I have a feeling Trump will do something very similar, if not much more extreme.

Love this next one…..HUGE!

WATCH Overflow Pennsylvania Crowd Erupt As President Trump’s Helicopter Lands at Rally!

And our top story tonight….

How can this ever happen?

BREAKING: Chinese COVID Biolab Found In Fresno, California!

My absolute favorite story of the day:

“The King Still Has One Move!”

Yes indeed, he always does!

The King is STILL on the throne!

Then we have this stupidity:

PHOTOS: Man Who Spent $14K to Transition Into a “Border Collie” Goes Public for the First Time

And it seems like these are happening more often recently, don’t you think?

Maryland Plane Crash Kills U.S. Army General

We end with this one….

Sorry but I just have one question…

Why does everyone keep saying this is a guy named Will Hurd?

I’m pretty sure this is the guy who jerked off on a CNN Zoom Call, right?

Watch for yourself, you’re telling me that’s not the CNN wanker?

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WATCH: Former CIA-Agent Booed Off Stage for Saying Trump Is Only Running to Stay Out of Jail

And I’ll end with that.

See you back here tomorrow.

Your friend,

NOAH

p.s.

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They’ve only made a limited run, but if you want one they still have some in stock.

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