Noah’s Nightly Newsletter – 8/26/26

Hey everyone,

Noah here with your Wednesday night Newsletter!

Before we get started tonight, I learned today that some of you don’t realize I always give a bonus item at the end of each of these Newsletters right after the sign-off.

It’s usually something that I love that I want to tell you about and it’s usually something that can make your life better.

So a quick heads up to make sure you don’t miss those, especially the one tonight — it’s a real gem!

Ok, now onto the news….

Starting right here:

BIG WIN: Obama Judge FORCED to Lift Block on Mail-In Ballot Restrictions

I especially loved this:

President Trump Draws A HARD Line On Sharia Law In America: “We Have One System”

And this is….unique:

U.S. Capitol Police Say Suspect Arrested For Possessing “Guillotine”

This shouldn’t be legal, should it?

Democrat DA Vows President Trump’s White House Ballroom Will Be ‘Blown Up’

Investigate?

Highly recommend doing this:

Dr. McCullough On COVID-19 Vaccine Detoxification – “How Do I Get This Out Of My Body”

This guy is a total clown show:

Hakeem Jeffries Tries to Calm Democrat Revolt After Private Kushner Meeting

Another DemocRAT bites the dust?

BREAKING: Democrat Massachusetts State Rep Arrested, Hit With 11 Federal Counts in Pandemic Fraud Case

Update on Dolly:

Dolly Parton’s Cause of Death Revealed One Day After Her Passing

And we end with our top story:

WATCH: Hundreds Missing After Crushing Flash Floods Wipe Out Entire City

Wow, I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything like that.

Here are the top 3 you might have missed before I go:

Trump-Endorsed Candidate Victorious In Gubernatorial Primary

And:

JUST IN: Three Secret Service Officials Placed On Leave Amid Leak Investigation

And:

Victor Davis Hanson Brilliantly Explains Exactly Why Tucker Carlson Turned Rotten.

Your friend,

NOAH

p.s.

I had lunch with a really good friend today (shoutout Mark!) and he told me how much he loves it when I do these “Noah’s Nuggets” at the end of every email telling you about my newest favorite things.

Like when I first told you all about my favorite toothpaste that is NOT gross mint flavor:  SEE THAT HERE

Or when I told you about the absolute best toothbrush you can buy — and it’s only $14:  SEE THAT HERE

Well, today I’ve got a new one for you and it’s not about brushing your teeth!

It’s actually about cheese.

Shredded cheese, to be exactly.

Stick with me, I will explain….

We began to notice at home that when we could cook with shredded cheese we bought from the store and put, say, cheddar cheese on the top of a casserole in the oven, it wasn’t really melting anymore.

Nothing wrong with our oven, and it didn’t matter how long we left it in there, the cheese would just never melt and never brown.

So we started looking into it and we found out that a lot of CRAP goes into bagged shredded cheese.

Take this bag of Sargento, for example:

Pay particular attention to the “powdered cellulose” which says it is to “prevent caking”.

Some people call powdered cellulose essentially “wood pulp” and here’s what Grok says about that:

The “wood pulp” story refers to powdered cellulose, which some shredded cheeses use as an anti-caking agent. Cellulose can be purified from wood or other plant material, but calling the finished food-grade ingredient “wood pulp” is somewhat sensationalized.

It also said the added starches will make the cheese melt poorly.

I don’t know about you, but I don’t really want all of this extra added crap in my shredded cheese — especially if one of them is derived from wood pulp! — so we are now buying block cheese and shredding it at home ourselves.

It’s super easy and check out the label on the block cheese:

Five ingredients, and I know what each of them is, and no cellulose or starch!  

Perfect!

Ok, so why did I tell you all of this?

One, because I really think you might want to consider it, it’s a game-changer.

Two, if you do, here’s the one trick you need to know to make it super easy.

You need one of these rotary hand crank cheese graters!

We have the one below and absolutely love it.

The thing is a beast, I can shred through a huge block of cheese in about 10 seconds.

Those old cheese graters where you have to scrape the cheese against the metal box were a huge pain and also dangerous.

But the rotary hand crank is a total game-changer.

You can grab one on Amazon right here, they’re currently on sale too:

So there ya go!

If you do get one and like it, please shoot me an email and let me know, ok?

Thanks!

As always, who loves ya baby?

NOAH!